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Is there enough stone left up there on the mountain to encompass the mighty brain , let alone the lower lip and comb over/quiff, pp?
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If a fifth was added, who would you nominate?
Cape Kennedy didn't stand the test of time. A recent Democrat could be said to have put up a black and not the beat about the bush, so did several Republicans.
I would nominate, if I had a vote, FDR.
Cape Kennedy didn't stand the test of time. A recent Democrat could be said to have put up a black and not the beat about the bush, so did several Republicans.
I would nominate, if I had a vote, FDR.
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I'd go along with FDR, he and Lincoln are the only ones I can remember, 5 years after they've gone !
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FDR for me too.
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Red toothpaste tubes are also dangerous in the dark. Don't keep Deep Heat by the wash basin.
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A tube of haemorrhoid cream in our bathroom is exactly the same shade of red as the tube of Boots 'deep heat'. The two tubes are not kept in the same cupboards !
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A policeman was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car with the interior light brightly glowing so he carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the policeman walks up to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
Young man (lowering his window): "Uh, yes, officer?"
Policeman: "What are you doing?"
Young Man: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the policeman says: "And her, what is she doing?"
Young man: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover."
Now, the policeman is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night, in a Lover's Lane - and nothing untoward is happening!
Policeman: "What's your age, young man?"
Young man: "I'm 22, sir."
Policeman: "And her ... what's her age?"
Young man (looking at his watch): "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
Young man (lowering his window): "Uh, yes, officer?"
Policeman: "What are you doing?"
Young Man: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the policeman says: "And her, what is she doing?"
Young man: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover."
Now, the policeman is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night, in a Lover's Lane - and nothing untoward is happening!
Policeman: "What's your age, young man?"
Young man: "I'm 22, sir."
Policeman: "And her ... what's her age?"
Young man (looking at his watch): "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
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I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was too uncommon.
I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.
I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.
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What about the bigger poos?