Friday Jokes

[Undried Plum]

[ricardian]

Oh dear!

[Boac]

So do you remove Ric's assembly first? I need to know urgently.

[Rwy in Sight]

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[Pontius Navigator]

RiS, page can't be found

[ricardian]

Make a positive start

[EA01]

Old Jews telling Jokes....I thought this funny!...Seems to be from BBC 2019?

[ricardian]

How true!

[Rwy in Sight]

RiS, page can't be found

I hope it works now

[Pontius Navigator]

Ty RiS, brings back to mind the SOP of sticking bare wires in the socket with match sticks.

[ricardian]

A very short retirement

[ribrash]

Ty RiS, brings back to mind the SOP of sticking bare wires in the socket with match sticks.

Taught to me by my Dad who was a senior electrician with Fyffes.

[Rwy in Sight]

I don't know what memories I brought back but they appear explosive

[Stoneboat]

A startling extract from Hillary Clinton’s autobiography, to be released soon…...

“Some years ago, nearing dinner time at the White House, our regular cook fell ill and they had to get a replacement on short notice. He wasn’t the smartest looking guy, in fact he seemed a bit dirty; deplorable in fact. Bill voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do on such short notice. Just before the meal, Bill noticed the cook poking his finger-tip in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff: but he was assured that it was customary for many Chefs to do that.

Dinner went okay, although Bill thought that the soup tasted a little strange. By the time dessert arrived he began to have stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself. By now, he was seriously ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn’t remember which door led to the bathroom. He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door ajar.

As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky’s office…with his trousers around his knees. As he was about to pass out, this naive girl, anxious to help the President, bent over him and heard Bill whisper in a barely audible voice: “Sack my cook”.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.”

[ExSp33db1rd]

Ty RiS, brings back to mind the SOP of sticking bare wires in the socket with match sticks.

Did that all the time, better than trying to remember which adapter to pack, took the precaution of having one wire longer than the other, to, maybe, prevent two ends accidentally touching ! Never actually burned any hotel down, but got close to it in India when I forgot a "dipsticK" boiling a glass of water in the bathroom, until smoke from the now burning towel poured into the bedroom. ( In the days before smoke alarms ) Cost my a few rupees to the maid to clean the bathroom and remove evidence.

[ricardian]

For mathematicians & herpetologists

[ricardian]

Different viewpoints

[ricardian]

'nuff said

[ricardian]

Feline put-down!

[ricardian]

One for jimtherev