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Re: Friday Jokes

#6441 Post by larsssnowpharter » Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:37 pm

Brilliant!
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#6442 Post by ian16th » Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:42 pm

Calling him a 'tart' is a bit much though.
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#6443 Post by ricardian » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:19 pm

Phew!
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#6444 Post by ricardian » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:40 pm

Ursines versus humans
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#6445 Post by ricardian » Thu Jan 21, 2021 1:50 pm

Nothing special
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#6446 Post by Wodrick » Thu Jan 21, 2021 4:17 pm

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#6447 Post by Wodrick » Thu Jan 21, 2021 6:15 pm

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#6448 Post by ricardian » Thu Jan 21, 2021 7:25 pm

Lockdown
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#6449 Post by ricardian » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:17 pm

Just when you think that you've won...
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#6450 Post by FD2 » Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:42 pm

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#6451 Post by FD2 » Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:55 pm

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#6452 Post by ricardian » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:46 pm

Inevitable
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#6453 Post by ricardian » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:57 am

For the terminally lazy (& gullible)
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#6454 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:25 am

Ric, like peeled oranges, melon and pineapple chunks, though I admit to buying mangoes in chunks. They are a messy sod to peel and chop.
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#6455 Post by ricardian » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:30 am

Excellent memory!
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#6456 Post by Wodrick » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:31 am

I too buy Mango chunks but they have disappeared.
Around me they have become the cash crop of choice but there are none to be found just whole messy Mango.
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#6457 Post by G-CPTN » Sat Jan 23, 2021 12:23 pm

My local Coop sells plastic dishes of soft fruit chunks (melon, mango, orange etc) which frequently get reduced from the ridiculous price they charge to clearance pence of which I take advantage.
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#6458 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:34 pm

ricardian wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:57 am
 For the terminally lazy (& gullible)
I note the spelling FIMALLY and the plant symbol in the corner.
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#6459 Post by ricardian » Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:51 pm

Rule bending
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#6460 Post by ricardian » Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:53 pm

The secret is out
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