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Re: Friday Jokes

#6961 Post by ricardian » Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:50 am

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#6962 Post by Boac » Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:04 am

Another (trap) doors performance?

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#6963 Post by ricardian » Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:34 pm

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#6964 Post by ricardian » Sun Apr 18, 2021 7:13 pm

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#6965 Post by ricardian » Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:17 am

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#6966 Post by CharlieOneSix » Mon Apr 19, 2021 3:43 pm

Anyone tried this? I'm told it's a snip at the price.
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#6967 Post by ian16th » Mon Apr 19, 2021 5:26 pm

Do they collect the skins at the back of the local Synagogue?
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Re: Friday Jokes

#6968 Post by Boac » Mon Apr 19, 2021 5:49 pm

Enough, ian - I will be trying to eat soon!

PS Never go to a Jewish barber and ask for a 'bit off the top'

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#6969 Post by ian16th » Mon Apr 19, 2021 7:59 pm

Calamari rings anyone?
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#6970 Post by Opsboi » Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:39 pm

Don't mention Hula-Hoops

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#6971 Post by emjay » Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:21 pm

Priorities, priorities .....
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#6972 Post by Magnus » Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:16 pm

We have enough blood for both, just not at the same time.

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#6973 Post by Pontius Navigator » Tue Apr 20, 2021 3:46 pm

Does that account for bald heads and beards?

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#6974 Post by Woody » Tue Apr 20, 2021 5:52 pm

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#6975 Post by Woody » Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:21 pm

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#6976 Post by ricardian » Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:21 pm

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#6977 Post by ricardian » Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:50 pm

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#6978 Post by EA01 » Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:21 pm

Ha ha, that was one of my favourites from years & years ago!

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#6979 Post by ricardian » Wed Apr 21, 2021 3:04 pm

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#6980 Post by ricardian » Wed Apr 21, 2021 6:20 pm

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