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Re: Friday Jokes

#7441 Post by EA01 » Sun Aug 01, 2021 8:38 am

Oh Dear OFSO, I remember that show! Dick Emery?

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#7442 Post by OFSO » Sun Aug 01, 2021 9:10 am

Indeed.

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#7444 Post by llondel » Sun Aug 01, 2021 2:53 pm

Apologies for aviation content.
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#7445 Post by Ex-Ascot » Sun Aug 01, 2021 4:09 pm

No understand here in Bots.
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#7446 Post by G-CPTN » Sun Aug 01, 2021 4:14 pm

Window-seat passenger has mark from Covid-mask on face and therefore rebelling against wearing oxygen mask.

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#7447 Post by Boac » Sun Aug 01, 2021 4:20 pm

er, no? Window seat passenger is BM, surely?

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#7448 Post by OFSO » Sun Aug 01, 2021 4:33 pm

Surely some mistake. Window man refuses all masks on principle. Aisle man accepts mask without wondering why it is plumbed into the overhead baggage locker. Actually pipe goes into a bottle of scotch which accounts for colour of his face and painful erection causing his legs to spread.

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#7449 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Aug 01, 2021 5:33 pm

OFSO, what about brewers droop?

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#7450 Post by OFSO » Sun Aug 01, 2021 5:39 pm

Man on window side also lost fingers on left hand in painful accident. Has to have double quick-release zip on trousers.

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#7451 Post by Opsboi » Sun Aug 01, 2021 6:41 pm

I think the joke is that they're on an airliner which doesn't have seatbelts

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#7452 Post by Opsboi » Sun Aug 01, 2021 6:42 pm

Or window seat bloke has just found out that he's paid the same fare for a seat half the size

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#7453 Post by Opsboi » Sun Aug 01, 2021 6:43 pm

Or possibly the cartoonist isn't terribly good at drawing cartoons

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#7454 Post by OFSO » Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:19 pm

Racial insult: if the guy in the aisle seat is NR this is why he has a banana in his O2 flow bag...

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#7455 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:38 pm

Only in his O2 bag? See 7488

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#7456 Post by Opsboi » Sun Aug 01, 2021 11:00 pm

OFSO wrote:
Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:19 pm
Racial insult: if the guy in the aisle seat is NR this is why he has a banana in his O2 flow bag...
Wow

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#7457 Post by Pinky the pilot » Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:33 am

It's all rather confusing really! :-?
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#7458 Post by John Hill » Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:24 am

The window seat man should have a MAGA hat.
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#7459 Post by Boac » Mon Aug 02, 2021 6:22 am

Well, I liked it, llondel :-bd

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#7460 Post by Mrs Ex-Ascot » Mon Aug 02, 2021 7:38 am

Boac wrote:
Mon Aug 02, 2021 6:22 am
Well, I liked it, llondel :-bd
In that case could you explain it to the rest of us? :D
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