Friday Jokes
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Oh Dear OFSO, I remember that show! Dick Emery?
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Indeed.
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Apologies for aviation content.
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No understand here in Bots.
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Window-seat passenger has mark from Covid-mask on face and therefore rebelling against wearing oxygen mask.
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er, no? Window seat passenger is BM, surely?
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Surely some mistake. Window man refuses all masks on principle. Aisle man accepts mask without wondering why it is plumbed into the overhead baggage locker. Actually pipe goes into a bottle of scotch which accounts for colour of his face and painful erection causing his legs to spread.
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OFSO, what about brewers droop?
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Man on window side also lost fingers on left hand in painful accident. Has to have double quick-release zip on trousers.
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I think the joke is that they're on an airliner which doesn't have seatbelts
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Or window seat bloke has just found out that he's paid the same fare for a seat half the size
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Or possibly the cartoonist isn't terribly good at drawing cartoons
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Racial insult: if the guy in the aisle seat is NR this is why he has a banana in his O2 flow bag...
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Only in his O2 bag? See 7488
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It's all rather confusing really!
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The window seat man should have a MAGA hat.
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Well, I liked it, llondel
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In that case could you explain it to the rest of us?
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