Friday Jokes
- Undried Plum
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Some people do tend to worry too much about the unimportant things
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You matter.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you energy.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you energy.
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The inevitable question - what about Black Lives' Matter?Ricardian wrote:You matter.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you energy.
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Just when you thought festivals were starting up again!! The Daily Telegram is a Michigan newspaper. I'm slightly relieved to find out that a testicle festival is an event held at several small towns where the featured activity is the consumption of animal testicles, usually battered and fried.
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When all else fails, read the instructions.
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I'm slightly relieved to find out that a testicle festival is an event
It's not like a Policeman's Ball, then?
It's not like a Policeman's Ball, then?
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A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?"
‘No this is a bar and we don’t serve ducks, now get out of here.”
Next day the duck comes back, “Got any grapes?"
No I do not and if you come here a gain I’m going to nail your feet to the floor.”
Next day the duck comes back again and asks, “Got any nails?”
“No,”
“ got any grapes?”
‘No this is a bar and we don’t serve ducks, now get out of here.”
Next day the duck comes back, “Got any grapes?"
No I do not and if you come here a gain I’m going to nail your feet to the floor.”
Next day the duck comes back again and asks, “Got any nails?”
“No,”
“ got any grapes?”
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Jim, it was a butcher and carrots 20 years ago. Our butcher didn't get it.
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I think I may have heard something like it before, but at my age I plead dementia.
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I was going to start a new thread with this but as it gave me the biggest laugh for months I'll put the link here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -ward.html
Briton arrested for not wearing a facemask in Singapore is remanded in a MENTAL HEALTH ward after declaring proceedings 'ridiculous' in front of cheering supporters who filled courtroom
A martyr to his beliefs - he could be sitting happily at home in Yorkshire - but...!
Briton arrested for not wearing a facemask in Singapore is remanded in a MENTAL HEALTH ward after declaring proceedings 'ridiculous' in front of cheering supporters who filled courtroom
A martyr to his beliefs - he could be sitting happily at home in Yorkshire - but...!
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...you can always tell a Yorkshireman, but not much...
BTW, a couple of things have withdrawn themselves from view on reading 7488. T'aint right, t'aint proper etc.
BTW, a couple of things have withdrawn themselves from view on reading 7488. T'aint right, t'aint proper etc.
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Here they are called "Rocky Mountain Oysters".CharlieOneSix wrote: ↑Thu Aug 05, 2021 1:23 pmJust when you thought festivals were starting up again!! The Daily Telegram is a Michigan newspaper. I'm slightly relieved to find out that a testicle festival is an event held at several small towns where the featured activity is the consumption of animal testicles, usually battered and fried.
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Tasty?
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Wouldn't know.
I'm a veg.
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I'm a veg.
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It's just a psychological thing with me...