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Re: Friday Jokes

#7481 Post by Undried Plum » Wed Aug 04, 2021 5:27 am

Woody wrote:
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#7482 Post by Alisoncc » Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:00 pm

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Rev Mother Bene Gesserit.

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#7483 Post by Alisoncc » Thu Aug 05, 2021 6:25 am

Rev Mother Bene Gesserit.

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#7484 Post by Boac » Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:16 am

Some people do tend to worry too much about the unimportant things

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#7485 Post by ricardian » Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:11 am

You matter.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you energy.
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#7486 Post by Pontius Navigator » Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:49 am

Boac wrote:
Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:16 am
Some people do tend to worry too much about the unimportant things


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I know that happened once, someone went back after the accident for his hat. I will try and remember the story.

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#7487 Post by Boac » Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:44 am

Ricardian wrote:You matter.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you energy.
The inevitable question - what about Black Lives' Matter?

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#7488 Post by CharlieOneSix » Thu Aug 05, 2021 1:23 pm

Just when you thought festivals were starting up again!! The Daily Telegram is a Michigan newspaper. I'm slightly relieved to find out that a testicle festival is an event held at several small towns where the featured activity is the consumption of animal testicles, usually battered and fried.
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#7489 Post by Woody » Thu Aug 05, 2021 1:34 pm

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#7490 Post by unifoxos » Thu Aug 05, 2021 1:54 pm

I'm slightly relieved to find out that a testicle festival is an event

It's not like a Policeman's Ball, then?
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#7491 Post by JimR » Thu Aug 05, 2021 2:34 pm

A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?"
‘No this is a bar and we don’t serve ducks, now get out of here.”
Next day the duck comes back, “Got any grapes?"
No I do not and if you come here a gain I’m going to nail your feet to the floor.”
Next day the duck comes back again and asks, “Got any nails?”

“No,”

“ got any grapes?”

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#7492 Post by llondel » Thu Aug 05, 2021 3:06 pm

Boac wrote:
Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:44 am
Ricardian wrote:You matter.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you energy.
The inevitable question - what about Black Lives' Matter?
I think the science community calls it Dark Matter.

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#7493 Post by Pontius Navigator » Thu Aug 05, 2021 5:13 pm

Jim, it was a butcher and carrots 20 years ago. Our butcher didn't get it.

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#7494 Post by JimR » Thu Aug 05, 2021 6:36 pm

I think I may have heard something like it before, but at my age I plead dementia.

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#7495 Post by FD2 » Thu Aug 05, 2021 8:54 pm

I was going to start a new thread with this but as it gave me the biggest laugh for months I'll put the link here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -ward.html

Briton arrested for not wearing a facemask in Singapore is remanded in a MENTAL HEALTH ward after declaring proceedings 'ridiculous' in front of cheering supporters who filled courtroom

A martyr to his beliefs - he could be sitting happily at home in Yorkshire - but...!

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#7496 Post by FD2 » Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:12 pm

...you can always tell a Yorkshireman, but not much...

BTW, a couple of things have withdrawn themselves from view on reading 7488. T'aint right, t'aint proper etc. :-o

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#7497 Post by PHXPhlyer » Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:41 pm

CharlieOneSix wrote:
Thu Aug 05, 2021 1:23 pm
Just when you thought festivals were starting up again!! The Daily Telegram is a Michigan newspaper. I'm slightly relieved to find out that a testicle festival is an event held at several small towns where the featured activity is the consumption of animal testicles, usually battered and fried.
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Here they are called "Rocky Mountain Oysters".

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#7498 Post by FD2 » Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:50 pm

Tasty?

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#7499 Post by PHXPhlyer » Fri Aug 06, 2021 12:13 am

Wouldn't know. :-??
I'm a veg.

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Re: Friday Jokes

#7500 Post by FD2 » Fri Aug 06, 2021 12:22 am

It's just a psychological thing with me...

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