Friday Jokes

[FD2]

[Woody]

For Fox

[PHXPhlyer]

Sadly, not a joke!

PP

[ricardian]

Demonstrably untrue

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

No, true!
Her food never gets as far as the table!

[ricardian]

Pub grub

[FD2]

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[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

[PHXPhlyer]

At least the bear has a very good chance of getting something to eat as Chewy is a pet food/medicine/treat and toy delivery service.

PP

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

[FD2]

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[ricardian]

Nothing changes - building contractors in medieval times

[ricardian]

Breaking News!!! Two scientists, one from the Czech Republic and one from Austria, traveled to America to study the legendary grizzly bear.
When they failed to return from their first trip into the woods, two park rangers went looking for them and quickly tracked down a male and a female bear who’d been seen near the scientists’ campsite.
Their apprehension was proven justified when they euthanized the female grizzly and found the remains of the Austrian inside her.
The first park ranger said sadly, “You know what this means…”
The second ranger said, “Yeah, the Czech is in the male.”

[ricardian]

(Seen on another forum)
Every time a little boy went to a playmate’s house, he found the friend’s grandmother deeply engrossed in her Bible. Finally his curiosity got the better of him.
“Why do you suppose your grandmother reads the Bible so much?” he asked.
“I’m not sure,” said his friend, “but I think she’s cramming for her finals.”

[Hydromet]

(Seen on another forum)
Every time a little boy went to a playmate’s house, he found the friend’s grandmother deeply engrossed in her Bible. Finally his curiosity got the better of him.
“Why do you suppose your grandmother reads the Bible so much?” he asked.
“I’m not sure,” said his friend, “but I think she’s cramming for her finals.”

Back in the days of national service, a bloke I worked with used to read his bible every chance he had. Reckoned he was studying to be a conscientious objector.

[jimtherev]

Back in the days of national service, a bloke I worked with used to read his bible every chance he had. Reckoned he was studying to be a conscientious objector.

did it work?

[Hydromet]

Back in the days of national service, a bloke I worked with used to read his bible every chance he had. Reckoned he was studying to be a conscientious objector.

did it work?

Dunno Jim. I joined the army to get out of national service. (True story.)

[ricardian]

Everybody has the power to make someone else happy.
Some do it by entering the room, others do it by leaving.

[1DC]

Shared a cabin with an avid bible reader once when I was an apprentice at sea. He was the only selfish non charitable tosser I ever shared with!!

[Woody]