Friday Jokes
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ricardian
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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ricardian
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Aren't animals amazing! I just drove past a hospital and there was a sign saying "Guard dogs operate at this hospital."
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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ricardian
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My friend took his gran to a fish spa where the little fish eat the dead skin. It took a long time and cost £75 but, as he said, it was still a lot cheaper than a funeral.
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Karearea
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Thank you to my favourite uncle for this one 
The difference between a weasel and a stoat:
the one is weaselly distinguished, and the other is stoatally different...
The difference between a weasel and a stoat:
the one is weaselly distinguished, and the other is stoatally different...
Around the world thoughts shall fly In the twinkling of an eye
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ricardian
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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ricardian
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No comment
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Yer'll 'av to speak up!
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Fox3WheresMyBanana
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ricardian
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I have to say that some of you drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're all that I ever wanted in friends.
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Birds of a feather...
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I'm retired now, but I'm bored.
I have the opportunity to get a part-time job as a mirror inspector,
It's a job I can really see myself doing.
I have the opportunity to get a part-time job as a mirror inspector,
It's a job I can really see myself doing.
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ricardian
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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ricardian
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The other day I woke up in a panic, thinking that I was late for work. Fortunately, I soon realised that I was already at work.
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Fox3WheresMyBanana
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I have read a couple of incident reports where an airline pilot woke up to discover he was the only one awake on the flight deck.
Google "Both pilots asleep", or don't, if you are of a nervous disposition.
Google "Both pilots asleep", or don't, if you are of a nervous disposition.
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1DC
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One Saturday morning Mrs 1D C and I were going away for the day and we left home at 0700 and the next thing we arrived in the company car park. Mrs 1DC said I realised what was happening 20 minutes ago but I didn't say anything because I just wanted to see if you were actually going to do it!!
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Opsboi
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Sorry, you've lost me1DC wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 9:32 pmOne Saturday morning Mrs 1D C and I were going away for the day and we left home at 0700 and the next thing we arrived in the company car park. Mrs 1DC said I realised what was happening 20 minutes ago but I didn't say anything because I just wanted to see if you were actually going to do it!!