Friday Jokes
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
When I offer to wash your back in the shower, all you have to do is say "Yes" or "No". None of this "Who are you and how did you get in here?" business.
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Re: Friday Jokes
The answer to that one is "Because!"
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Re: Friday Jokes
Me: "I'm having a really good day - except for newpussycat."
Friend: "What's newpussycat?"
Me: "Whoaaaaa whoaaaa oooohh"
Friend: "What's newpussycat?"
Me: "Whoaaaaa whoaaaa oooohh"
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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You'll need to explain that to Ben There, MBA, Ric. He will not get it otherwise.
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I wish I could think of a witty reply. Sadly, all I can do is nod and agree with llondel
- ExSp33db1rd
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Same, same Kano. Used to get dumped there when operating as Nav. the pilots reckoned they could fly the remaining bit on to Lagos alone, tho' did once make Lagos when we had to overfly Kano for some reason now forget.Lagos is a shithole. Literally.
- ian16th
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214 used Kano for a tanker base for the non-stop flight to Cape Town.ExSp33db1rd wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:05 pmSame, same Kano. Used to get dumped there when operating as Nav. the pilots reckoned they could fly the remaining bit on to Lagos alone, tho' did once make Lagos when we had to overfly Kano for some reason now forget.Lagos is a shithole. Literally.
I was scheduled to be on the detachment, but was pulled off it just before departure.
From the reports, I was the lucky one!
The really fun part was that the ground crew flew out in a Beverley.
Apparently they were bounced all over the Sahara!
Cynicism improves with age
Re: Friday Jokes
...and one from Gene Autry, to say "Thanks for the saddle bags."
- ExSp33db1rd
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Not really a joke, but ... and can't copy it.
Just received a series of pictures entitled "Old Car Ads." One shows a women lounging across the back seat of a large sedan, with a man looking through the window expectantly. The caption is ... "Spread Your Legs" - enjoy maximum leg room in the new Pontiac Star Chief.
I doubt that the present Me Too movement would approve today ?
Just received a series of pictures entitled "Old Car Ads." One shows a women lounging across the back seat of a large sedan, with a man looking through the window expectantly. The caption is ... "Spread Your Legs" - enjoy maximum leg room in the new Pontiac Star Chief.
I doubt that the present Me Too movement would approve today ?
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Thanx - how d'ye do that !
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Plum is quite the digger-upper ExSp33d. If he can't find it then it ain't been invented yet.
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Re: Friday Jokes
Q: Why do Essex girls wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm on the back seat of a Cortina.
A: To keep their ankles warm on the back seat of a Cortina.
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An amateur electrician's obituary:
Green to earth,
Brown to live,
Blue to bits.
RIP
Green to earth,
Brown to live,
Blue to bits.
RIP
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- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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Re: Friday Jokes
Subbie Outback driver.
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So, has your Outback towed an Outback, outback of Outback, in the Outback?