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#9701 Post by Hydromet » Wed May 03, 2023 8:22 am

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#9702 Post by Ex-Ascot » Wed May 03, 2023 1:31 pm

Another one.
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#9703 Post by Rwy in Sight » Thu May 04, 2023 4:27 am

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#9704 Post by ricardian » Thu May 04, 2023 10:16 am

Julie Andrews has announced that she will no longer endorse cheap lipstick because it crumbles too easily and it makes her breath smell.
She explained, "These super colour fragile lipsticks give me halitosis."
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#9705 Post by ricardian » Thu May 04, 2023 11:34 am

Handy hint #96:
Do not ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn
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#9706 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Thu May 04, 2023 1:24 pm

Instead, Ask her why she hasn't already finished both jobs.

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#9707 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Thu May 04, 2023 8:47 pm

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#9708 Post by G-CPTN » Thu May 04, 2023 8:53 pm

:YMAPPLAUSE:
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#9709 Post by Woody » Thu May 04, 2023 9:10 pm

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#9710 Post by PHXPhlyer » Thu May 04, 2023 9:15 pm

Especially if it's a case of Night Fever. :))

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#9711 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Thu May 04, 2023 9:19 pm

Bet he looks good in a white jacket ;)))
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#9712 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat May 06, 2023 12:24 pm

Woody wrote: ↑
Thu May 04, 2023 9:10 pm
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#9713 Post by Wodrick » Sat May 06, 2023 1:57 pm

Woody wrote: ↑
Thu May 04, 2023 9:10 pm
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Ha,Ha,Ha etc .................
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#9714 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sat May 06, 2023 10:41 pm

2-for-1

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#9715 Post by Woody » Sun May 07, 2023 12:16 pm

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#9716 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon May 08, 2023 3:30 pm

Here we go.
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#9717 Post by G-CPTN » Mon May 08, 2023 6:23 pm

Ducks?

Strange-shaped bills (beaks for those not ornithologically inclined) see Anatidae
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#9718 Post by ricardian » Mon May 08, 2023 9:43 pm

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#9719 Post by Ex-Ascot » Tue May 09, 2023 7:29 am

G-CPTN wrote: ↑
Mon May 08, 2023 6:23 pm
 Ducks?

Strange-shaped bills (beaks for those not ornithologically inclined) see Anatidae
Sorry G-CPTN I didn't look very closely. So let's have another from my collection. I will check the name.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#9720 Post by Hydromet » Wed May 10, 2023 12:33 am

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