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#3661 Post by Pontius Navigator » Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:29 am

Slasher, ask Dianne Abbot for a third opinion😁
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#3662 Post by ricardian » Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:59 pm

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#3663 Post by Rwy in Sight » Thu Nov 07, 2019 4:15 pm

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#3664 Post by Slasher » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:17 am

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#3665 Post by ricardian » Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:19 am

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#3666 Post by ricardian » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:33 pm

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#3667 Post by Woody » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:55 pm

Slasher has a new side line :D

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#3668 Post by Slasher » Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:37 am

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#3669 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:46 am

Missing apostrophe there. I would like to add one with a permanent marker.
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#3670 Post by ian16th » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:10 am

Michael O'Leary missed out on this one.
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#3671 Post by Slasher » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:17 am

Pontius Navigator wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:46 am
Missing apostrophe there.
The fact you even picked that up PN is a trifle worrisome! :p
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#3672 Post by Ex-Ascot » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:58 am

Pontius Navigator wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:46 am
 Missing apostrophe there. I would like to add one with a permanent marker.
Yes first thing I noticed PN. Capt, in the northern hemisphere we were trained to read left to right and work one's way down the page. Maybe down under the training is different. Tits first and any information disregarded maybe. :-h
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#3673 Post by Slasher » Sat Nov 09, 2019 11:14 am

Ex-Ascot wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:58 am
 Tits first and any information disregarded maybe. :-h
Must be a thing with Australians then sah. I thought globally it was tits first, crotch second, then a quick glance at whatever’s written and not even noticing typos. Boobs have a habit of short circuiting one’s critical reading.
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#3674 Post by Magnus » Sat Nov 09, 2019 11:39 am

I think I've mentioned it before, but a colleague wore a very tight t-shirt with tiny writing saying "stop staring at my tits". I liked Liz.
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#3675 Post by Boac » Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:23 pm

"Yes first thing I noticed PN." - me too. :-bd to PN for maintaining Officers' standards in this forlorn place (NB The apostrophe....)
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#3676 Post by ricardian » Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:11 pm

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#3677 Post by ricardian » Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:48 pm

When you can't afford to fit a proximity detector to your car
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#3678 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:32 pm

ricardian wrote: ↑
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OK, I'll buy it, what's the joke?
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#3679 Post by Wodrick » Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:49 pm

I think it's a music joke, timing.
International Standard Waltz is a Waltz dance and danced to slow waltz music, preferably 28-30 bars per minute (84-90 beats per minute).
Waltz music is in 3/4 time and the 1st beat of a measure is strongly accented.
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#3680 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:51 pm

Waltzes are usually in triple time, e.g. 3/4 time.
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