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Re: Friday Jokes

#7861 Post by FD2 » Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:24 pm

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#7862 Post by Woody » Mon Nov 08, 2021 10:08 pm

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#7863 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Mon Nov 08, 2021 10:19 pm

Personally I prefer the Fuhrer...
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#7864 Post by ricardian » Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:27 pm

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#7865 Post by FD2 » Wed Nov 10, 2021 7:54 pm

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#7866 Post by ricardian » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:47 am

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#7867 Post by FD2 » Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:15 pm

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#7869 Post by Karearea » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:29 pm

"And to think that it's the same dear old Moon..."

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#7870 Post by ricardian » Fri Nov 12, 2021 11:10 am

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#7871 Post by ricardian » Fri Nov 12, 2021 2:16 pm

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#7872 Post by G-CPTN » Fri Nov 12, 2021 2:29 pm

I dread to think what it is.

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#7873 Post by Wodrick » Fri Nov 12, 2021 2:32 pm

It's one of those things where you have to adjust your focus, then you get it.
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#7874 Post by k3k3 » Fri Nov 12, 2021 3:15 pm

That photo is why you have a "Delete" option.

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#7875 Post by PHXPhlyer » Fri Nov 12, 2021 3:24 pm

Wodrick wrote:
Fri Nov 12, 2021 2:32 pm
It's one of those things where you have to adjust your focus, then you get it.
Focus adjuster inop. :((

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#7876 Post by Wodrick » Fri Nov 12, 2021 3:30 pm

How many adults do you see ?
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#7877 Post by Pontius Navigator » Fri Nov 12, 2021 3:33 pm

Wodrick wrote:
Fri Nov 12, 2021 3:30 pm
How many adults do you see ?
I am worried that it's only two.

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#7878 Post by Wodrick » Fri Nov 12, 2021 3:35 pm

It is, can you not see father kissing baby ?
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#7879 Post by Undried Plum » Fri Nov 12, 2021 3:43 pm

Nowadays, now that both bladder and bowel are less infinitely elastic than they were when I was a teenager when I saw the premier of the film, I find it even more comedic to look at that 2001 Space Odyssey visual joke written by Arthur C Clarke in the movie.

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This afternoon I thought I'd fish around the miasma of the innernetz (a phenomenon which he predicted nigh on sixty years ago, btw). I found the actual text which he wrote for that placard.

The image is too tall to fit into the O-N server, but here a wee linky to it:

Instruks

He should have prefixed it all with an instruction: first, plait your legs.

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Re: Friday Jokes

#7880 Post by ricardian » Fri Nov 12, 2021 5:58 pm

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