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Friday Jokes
- Woody
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Re: Friday Jokes
When all else fails, read the instructions.
- TheGreenGoblin
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Re: Friday Jokes
Personally I prefer the Fuhrer...
Though you remain
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
Re: Friday Jokes
I dread to think what it is.
- Wodrick
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Re: Friday Jokes
It's one of those things where you have to adjust your focus, then you get it.
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Re: Friday Jokes
That photo is why you have a "Delete" option.
- Wodrick
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Re: Friday Jokes
How many adults do you see ?
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- Wodrick
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Re: Friday Jokes
It is, can you not see father kissing baby ?
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- Undried Plum
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Re: Friday Jokes
Nowadays, now that both bladder and bowel are less infinitely elastic than they were when I was a teenager when I saw the premier of the film, I find it even more comedic to look at that 2001 Space Odyssey visual joke written by Arthur C Clarke in the movie.
This afternoon I thought I'd fish around the miasma of the innernetz (a phenomenon which he predicted nigh on sixty years ago, btw). I found the actual text which he wrote for that placard.
The image is too tall to fit into the O-N server, but here a wee linky to it:
Instruks
He should have prefixed it all with an instruction: first, plait your legs.
This afternoon I thought I'd fish around the miasma of the innernetz (a phenomenon which he predicted nigh on sixty years ago, btw). I found the actual text which he wrote for that placard.
The image is too tall to fit into the O-N server, but here a wee linky to it:
Instruks
He should have prefixed it all with an instruction: first, plait your legs.
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER