Friday Jokes

[barkingmad]

Taste ? !!

From that illustrious tome “Roger’s Profanisaurus”, another definition of the ‘*hole’ is ‘chocolate starfish’.

Maybe that’s a clue as to flavour, I wouldn’t know, not having pursued that Masterchef topic!

[ricardian]

Some folk are never satisfied

[ricardian]

[ribrash]

Taste ? !!

From that illustrious tome “Roger’s Profanisaurus”, another definition of the ‘*hole’ is ‘chocolate starfish’.

Maybe that’s a clue as to flavour, I wouldn’t know, not having pursued that Masterchef topic!

Another from the Urban Dictionary *hole.....Sherrif's Badge.

[ricardian]

A couple living near a busy road were fed up because every time a bus rumbled by, the wardrobe door swung open.
The wife decided to get a joiner in to fix the wardrobe.
The joiner checked it over and couldn’t find a fault so got inside the wardrobe.
Just then, the husband came home and went into the bedroom. “What’s going on”, he demanded, as he opened the wardrobe doors.
The joiner said, “You won’t believe me, mate, but I’m waiting for a bus!”

[Rwy in Sight]

I thought precisely that some time ago and included limited calls to landlines.

This is not a joke. This is a nightmare

[ExSp33db1rd]

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.......and included limited calls to landlines.

at a cost of an arm and a leg.

I think in my whole career I never called home from another Country, apart from once in New York, and then only because the Company advised me that my father had died - and offered to pay the hotel for my call !

[ricardian]

Who said that romance was dead!

[ian16th]

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.......and included limited calls to landlines.

at a cost of an arm and a leg.

I think in my whole career I never called home from another Country, apart from once in New York, and then only because the Company advised me that my father had died - and offered to pay the hotel for my call !

When overseas on business, I was allowed a 3 minute call once a week!

[G-CPTN]

In 1985 I telephoned home from Perth Airport Australia (en route to Sydney).
I cannot remember 'how' - I certainly didn't have a 'mobile' - or who paid for the call.
I was travelling British Airways as a member of a British Council trade mission.

[Boac]

There are two rules in life:
(1) Never reveal all you know.

[Boac]

Was sent a (doctored) video clip of the Indian PM asking why the Chinese were no good at cricket.

They eat their feckin' bats, of clourse.

[ricardian]

[ricardian]

As I was getting into bed she said "You're drunk!"
I said "How do you know?"
She replied "You live next-door!"

[Pontius Navigator]

With everyone in Liverpool locked down I hear there is a shortage of house bricks.

[ricardian]

[ricardian]

[barkingmad]

If it really was the hoped-for dating agency then would the reply be from the Screwfix Pubic Relations Orifice?!

[ricardian]

Oh dear!

[ricardian]

Unmissable bargain, stock up for next year!