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Re: Friday Jokes

#3641 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:30 am

Slasher wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:28 am
 =))

One of your better ones Ric. And true too!
And you lie too 👀
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#3642 Post by Slasher » Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:32 pm

Huh?? 🤷‍♂️
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#3643 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:59 am

Slasher wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:32 pm
 Huh?? 🤷‍♂️
I don't think the last panel applies to you 😁
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New 737 Marketing Ploy

#3644 Post by barkingmad » Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:00 am

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/worldnews ... oeing-737/

Very original advert and shows more shrewdness and intelligence than senior management in the Max development team?? =))
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#3645 Post by ricardian » Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:30 am

Female trying her best but...
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#3646 Post by Slasher » Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:50 am

=)) :)
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#3647 Post by ricardian » Mon Nov 04, 2019 4:02 pm

Mcdonalds boss fired for dipping his McNugget in staffs’ sauce box
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3648 Post by llondel » Mon Nov 04, 2019 11:45 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3649 Post by ricardian » Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:49 am

If the woman is always right, who wins when lesbians argue?
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3650 Post by Boac » Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:04 pm

Doesn't that make it a committee?
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#3651 Post by ricardian » Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:29 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3652 Post by llondel » Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:27 am

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#3653 Post by Slasher » Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:40 am

Have to admit mum had huge pointy nipples attached to medium sized breasts like that.

Whilst conservatively dressed in the ‘50s Ma Slasher was quite a boner in her day.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3654 Post by Slasher » Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:04 am

I’ve finally found out who Undried Plum and Boac really are! 💡





Just joking fellas. Who doesn’t love Statler and Waldorf??! =))
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#3655 Post by ricardian » Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:39 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3656 Post by Boac » Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:48 pm

Not sure about UP, but for the record I do NOT use Grecian 2000.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3657 Post by ricardian » Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:04 pm

Condoms do NOT guarantee safe sex. My friend was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3658 Post by ricardian » Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:09 pm

Perhaps this where we're going wrong?
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3659 Post by Slasher » Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:07 am

Boac wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:48 pm
 Not sure about UP, but for the record I do NOT use Grecian 2000.
Statler doesn’t wear Grecian. He’s just grey. So UP is Waldorf then? :p
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3660 Post by Slasher » Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:12 am

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