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Re: Friday Jokes

#1881 Post by CharlieOneSix » Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:10 pm

Being a boob man it took me a little while to lower my gaze. Ugh! :))
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#1882 Post by Capetonian » Sat Nov 03, 2018 8:47 am

Two fountain pens met, fell in love, and married.

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#1883 Post by Slasher » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:06 am

Two garden worms met, fell in love, and married.

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#1884 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:43 am

FD2, wrong thread. Should be in the sick joke thread ☺
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#1885 Post by Rwy in Sight » Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:52 pm

PN, I would have thought the same thing. C16, the country mention led me rapidly lower - unfortunately and you have never made those preferences known before
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#1886 Post by FD2 » Sat Nov 03, 2018 6:02 pm

Alison- if this is in the wrong section maybe move it to sick jokes? I have a history of telling bad jokes at the wrong time.... I’m sure mrs fd2 would agree 🤮
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#1887 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:50 pm

FD2, now THAT is funny.
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#1888 Post by Slasher » Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:27 am

FD2 wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 03, 2018 6:02 pm
 Alison- if this is in the wrong section maybe move it to sick jokes?
Click on 'Report Post' of your post and explain what you want to do. Admin will change it to the requested forum promptly. Note that Alison is on Oz time (Z+10).
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#1889 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Nov 04, 2018 12:13 pm

Slasher, are you offended :)
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#1890 Post by Sisemen » Sun Nov 04, 2018 2:05 pm

Let’s move on - it was just a cock up!
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#1891 Post by Slasher » Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:12 pm

Pontius Navigator wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 04, 2018 12:13 pm
Slasher, are you offended :)
Of course mate. Slugs that big make me feel inferior. 😞

Just checked - it's been repositioned to the Sick Jokes thread.
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#1892 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:01 pm

And I was only joking when I chastised FD2 though I admit I wouldn't have wanted my better half to see it.
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#1893 Post by FD2 » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:40 pm

I wish my late mother-in-law felt that way...😉
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#1894 Post by ian16th » Mon Nov 05, 2018 11:44 am

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#1895 Post by ricardian » Mon Nov 05, 2018 1:11 pm

Ah, the Good Old Days??
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#1896 Post by ricardian » Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:15 pm

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#1897 Post by ricardian » Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:03 pm

Who's a naughty boy then?
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#1898 Post by Slasher » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:23 am

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#1899 Post by llondel » Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:43 pm

ricardian wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:03 pm
 Who's a naughty boy then?
I have a cat who tried sharpening her claws on a laptop keyboard. I'm still missing the F2 key.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#1900 Post by llondel » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:42 pm

The importance of a hyphen.

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