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Re: Friday Jokes

#9381 Post by Pinky the pilot » Sun Jan 01, 2023 10:52 am

19-year-old Environmentalist, Greta Thunberg, just destroyed 36-year-old misogynistic creep, Andrew Tate, in a single sentence.
Glad you think that her reply is an excellent put down, BOAC.

Unfortunately I do not know how to copy her reply here but the put-down e-mail address she posted speaks volumes really, but for the wrong reasons, according to an old acquaintance of mine.

A number of years ago I was at a Gliding Championship contest and ran into said acquaintance who was then a practising Psychiatrist. We had a few beers together and spoke of what we had been up to since we last met.

After a while, the discussion turned to comments such as that which was posted by GT, ie the 'small dick' e-mail address.

My acquaintance remarked most emphatically that he would ''seriously question the mental stability" of anyone who used the 'small penis' syndrome in any such argument, and especially more so if the user of that particular form of argument was Female!

FWIW, I found GT's response childish, somewhat moronic and typical of those on the left of the Political spectrum.
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#9382 Post by Boac » Sun Jan 01, 2023 2:03 pm

I'm glad you are glad. :-bd

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#9383 Post by llondel » Sun Jan 01, 2023 4:24 pm

Pinky the pilot wrote:
Sun Jan 01, 2023 10:52 am
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FWIW, I found GT's response childish, somewhat moronic and typical of those on the left of the Political spectrum.
Give the maturity level of his boast about all his cars, I think the response was at an appropriate level.

Just goes to show what happens when you don't recycle your pizza boxes, too.

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#9384 Post by Boac » Sun Jan 01, 2023 4:34 pm

PtP - did this 'old acquaintance' of yours perhaps have a small dick which might explain why he was uneasy about the concept? (I will understand if you are unable to answer............... =)) )

PS You do not need to copy the quote 'here' as it already is 'here'.

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#9385 Post by ricardian » Sun Jan 01, 2023 7:45 pm

I bought a chicken to make some sandwiches but all it does it strut around and crap on the floor
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#9386 Post by ricardian » Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:50 pm

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#9387 Post by ExSp33db1rd » Mon Jan 02, 2023 12:11 am

FWIW, I found GT's response childish, somewhat moronic and typical of those on the left of the Political spectrum.

This probably won't reproduce and don't know how to make it, but it reproduced OK on e-mail. Shows a "Merry Christmas Greta" card with a picture of an early 707 taking off, circa 1960 I guess, with a whole cyclone load of black smoke coming from the back of four Pratt and Whitneys of the era.

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#9388 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon Jan 02, 2023 5:49 am

I have donated a fair amount of pollution to the atmosphere in my time.

This is after they ruined the 'Shiny 10" by painting it grey. After I departed.

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#9389 Post by Hydromet » Mon Jan 02, 2023 6:07 am

Ooh, Mrs. Murphy! There goes yer washin'.

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#9390 Post by izod tester » Mon Jan 02, 2023 10:17 am

A Vulcan stream take-off spread a fair amount of carbon, about half way through this link:
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#9391 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 02, 2023 1:29 pm

You can't "see" torque
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#9392 Post by llondel » Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:23 pm

Those with some spare time should Google "South Yorkshire Police Operations Complex". It probably won't mean anything to those without some awareness of British culture but it's a good case of nominative determinism.

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#9393 Post by FD2 » Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:36 pm

=)) Excellent! Thanks llondel.

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#9394 Post by Hydromet » Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:37 pm

FD2 wrote:
Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:36 pm
=)) Excellent! Thanks llondel.
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#9395 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:32 pm

Probably been posted before, but the Health Centre in Newmarket, Ontario, is a good view.
Rotate it so east is down

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#9396 Post by FD2 » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:43 pm

Even has ginger bits!

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#9397 Post by PHXPhlyer » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:47 pm

Designed by the descendants of the Nasca people? :-?

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#9398 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:49 pm

descendants of somebody...there's a lot hanging down.

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#9399 Post by llondel » Wed Jan 04, 2023 3:51 am

It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.

It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

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#9400 Post by llondel » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:42 pm

A Professor at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?

She replied, 'Probably fishing with his mates.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom...

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