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To kick off, here's one that had 'em rolling in the aisles (although I admit it was my Kindergarten aisles.)

There were four skunks: daddy skunk, mummy skunk, a sister skunk called Alice and a little baby skunk called Inn.
One day Inn the baby skunk wandered off, and despite searching for hours, daddy skunk and mummy skunk couldn't find him. So seeing their plight, sister skunk said "I can find him", went out, and within 15 minutes was back with little baby skunk in tow.
Mummy skunk hugged her baby and said to Alice skunk, "how on earth did you find him ?" to which Alice replied: "easy - instinct."

Hat, coat, zimmer frame, etc.....

Excellent OF'S

Comments by the EU President, pleading with countries not to close borders and implement border checks
because the Schengen agreement is one of the shining successes of the EU !!!

I haven't had such a good laugh in ages.

because the Schengen agreement is one of the shining successes of the EU !!!

I wonder what they'd define as a complete and utter abject failure then?

I thought this was a good and very true comment.

"Eurosceptic Tory MEP Daniel Hannan said last night: 'The Schengen zone, just like the euro, has failed its first test.
Both only work in good times.'

On reflection, I have to admit that my last comment was unfair.

The Schengen Agreement is a shining success if looked at from the perspective of illegal invaders, car thieves, burglars, muggers, drug-dealers, money-launderers, people traffickers, paedophiles, scammers, kidnappers, con-men, murderers, prostitutes, forgers ............ Apart from possibly prostitutes, not the sort of people we want in our midst.

Maybe it's not so funny.

I like it because it is true.

I have just deleted all the german contacts I had on my phone.................it's now hans free.

A Jersey man walks into a pub with a toad on his head.

Barman: What have you got there?

Toad: I dunno, it started as a wart on my @rse.

Thanks to sitigeltfel for reminding me of this one over in the other place.

Beaufort wrote:A Jersey man walks into a pub with a toad on his head.

Barman: What have you got there?

Toad: I dunno, it started as a wart on my @rse.

Thanks to sitigeltfel for reminding me of this one over in the other place.

That's crapaud

Baby Slasher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN-Ety5zOLQ

Just a few from another place I inhabit.

Posted on Jetblast today


Urgent Message for Slasher

Slash - all your friends are waiting for you at pproone dot org

Please come soon,

I wonder who this is about

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HPyl2tOaKxM