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Re: Friday Jokes

#7461 Post by Boac » Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:29 am

Again? He is BM.

clue: How does BM rant about mask-wearing?

If you still haven't got it, open another bottle :))

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#7462 Post by OFSO » Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:03 am

I forgot mine at the gym today. Borrowed a bra from a young lady and used that..... She looked better without it than I did with it on....

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#7463 Post by Boac » Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:16 am

Never knew you were two-faced, OFSO..................

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#7464 Post by Pinky the pilot » Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:39 am

If you still haven't got it, open another bottle
I did, (opened another bottle) and I still don't! (get it.) :-\
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Re: Friday Jokes

#7465 Post by Boac » Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:57 am

I recommend you keep going :-bd

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#7466 Post by Rwy in Sight » Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:06 pm

OFSO wrote:
Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:03 am
I forgot mine at the gym today. Borrowed a bra from a young lady and used that..... She looked better without it than I did with it on....
I take you are aware of this instruction.

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#7467 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:04 pm

Pinky the pilot wrote:
Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:39 am
If you still haven't got it, open another bottle
I did, (opened another bottle) and I still don't! (get it.) :-\
Didn't only open another bottle but brewed 8 today. Still do not get it.

One respectfully asks the OP to explain.
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#7468 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:21 pm

Well I got it.

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#7469 Post by llondel » Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:32 pm

John Hill wrote:
Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:24 am
The window seat man should have a MAGA hat.
If you look closely at his headgear, that's probably what he's wearing except you can't read the lettering.

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#7470 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:59 pm

Pontius Navigator wrote:
Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:21 pm
Well I got it.
well you should get this one.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"
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#7471 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Aug 02, 2021 5:30 pm

What sort of meter?

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#7472 Post by Boac » Mon Aug 02, 2021 6:05 pm

You're a fine one to criticise!

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#7473 Post by Wodrick » Tue Aug 03, 2021 10:03 am

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#7474 Post by Ex-Ascot » Tue Aug 03, 2021 10:17 am

Pontius Navigator wrote:
Mon Aug 02, 2021 5:30 pm
What sort of meter?
Yep missed that, just copied it.
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#7475 Post by Pontius Navigator » Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:00 am

From our meter to Isaac Newton's Chapel is no more than 50 metres.
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#7476 Post by Magnus » Tue Aug 03, 2021 12:54 pm

Pontius Navigator wrote:
Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:00 am
From our meter to Isaac Newton's Chapel is no more than 50 metres.
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Any apple trees in the garden? :)

I can't claim to have visited Newton's chapel, but I have been to Galileo's tomb in Florence in the Basilica di Santa Croce. There's also a remarkable leather school there if your wallet is deep enough. Had a delicious plate of Trippa alla Fiorentina close by.

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#7477 Post by Pontius Navigator » Tue Aug 03, 2021 1:13 pm

Yes, but I planted them 😊

His original tree is supposed to be by the Manor which is another 200 yards on. A tree that Tim Peake took to the ISS has been planted there too. There are several very old trees growing off the lane from the Manor. In season we pick apples of the road and many put buckets of apples out.

There is a nature trail along an old mine working rail track. Lots of apple trees there too supposedly grown from apple cores thrown out by the train crews.

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#7478 Post by Woody » Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:41 pm

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#7479 Post by Boac » Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:35 pm

BM is now an apiarist? Let's hope the ex-A's get that one, Woody =))

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Re: Friday Jokes

#7480 Post by Ex-Ascot » Wed Aug 04, 2021 5:18 am

Boac wrote:
Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:35 pm
BM is now an apiarist? Let's hope the ex-A's get that one, Woody =))
Yep. We are not totally behind the drag curve here, just a tad back to nature.
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