Friday Jokes
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Again? He is BM.
clue: How does BM rant about mask-wearing?
If you still haven't got it, open another bottle
clue: How does BM rant about mask-wearing?
If you still haven't got it, open another bottle
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I forgot mine at the gym today. Borrowed a bra from a young lady and used that..... She looked better without it than I did with it on....
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Never knew you were two-faced, OFSO..................
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I did, (opened another bottle) and I still don't! (get it.)If you still haven't got it, open another bottle
You only live twice. Once when you're born. Once when you've looked death in the face.
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I recommend you keep going
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I take you are aware of this instruction.
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Didn't only open another bottle but brewed 8 today. Still do not get it.Pinky the pilot wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:39 amI did, (opened another bottle) and I still don't! (get it.)If you still haven't got it, open another bottle
One respectfully asks the OP to explain.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Well I got it.
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well you should get this one.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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What sort of meter?
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You're a fine one to criticise!
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Yep missed that, just copied it.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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From our meter to Isaac Newton's Chapel is no more than 50 metres.
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Any apple trees in the garden?Pontius Navigator wrote: ↑Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:00 amFrom our meter to Isaac Newton's Chapel is no more than 50 metres.
I can't claim to have visited Newton's chapel, but I have been to Galileo's tomb in Florence in the Basilica di Santa Croce. There's also a remarkable leather school there if your wallet is deep enough. Had a delicious plate of Trippa alla Fiorentina close by.
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Yes, but I planted them
His original tree is supposed to be by the Manor which is another 200 yards on. A tree that Tim Peake took to the ISS has been planted there too. There are several very old trees growing off the lane from the Manor. In season we pick apples of the road and many put buckets of apples out.
There is a nature trail along an old mine working rail track. Lots of apple trees there too supposedly grown from apple cores thrown out by the train crews.
His original tree is supposed to be by the Manor which is another 200 yards on. A tree that Tim Peake took to the ISS has been planted there too. There are several very old trees growing off the lane from the Manor. In season we pick apples of the road and many put buckets of apples out.
There is a nature trail along an old mine working rail track. Lots of apple trees there too supposedly grown from apple cores thrown out by the train crews.
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When all else fails, read the instructions.
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BM is now an apiarist? Let's hope the ex-A's get that one, Woody
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Yep. We are not totally behind the drag curve here, just a tad back to nature.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.