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Re: Friday Jokes

#5541 Post by llondel » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:46 pm

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
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#5542 Post by ricardian » Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:15 pm

A really well-trained dog!
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5543 Post by ricardian » Tue Aug 04, 2020 10:02 am

Moan, moan, moan!
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5544 Post by Pontius Navigator » Tue Aug 04, 2020 12:27 pm

ricardian wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:43 am
 Now that's a VERY well-trained dog!
How often does he do it then?
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#5545 Post by ricardian » Tue Aug 04, 2020 1:24 pm

A little poem
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#5546 Post by ricardian » Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:46 pm

His last words were...
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#5547 Post by ricardian » Tue Aug 04, 2020 8:36 pm

Cat owners will recognise this behaviour
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#5548 Post by ricardian » Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:18 pm

Not a good start
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#5549 Post by G-CPTN » Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:32 pm

ricardian wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:18 pm
 Not a good start
Don't get it . . .
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#5550 Post by Rwy in Sight » Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:41 pm

G-CPTN wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:32 pm
ricardian wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:18 pm
 Not a good start
Don't get it . . .
The kid was bullied the first day at school and something was thrown at his head.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5551 Post by jimtherev » Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:45 pm

Rwy in Sight wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:41 pm
G-CPTN wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:32 pm
ricardian wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:18 pm
 Not a good start
Don't get it . . .
The kid was bullied the first day at school and something was thrown at his head.
or........
That's his underpants pulled up over his head
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#5552 Post by Rwy in Sight » Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:51 pm

jimtherev wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:45 pm
Rwy in Sight wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:41 pm
G-CPTN wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:32 pm

Don't get it . . .
The kid was bullied the first day at school and something was thrown at his head.
or........
That's his underpants pulled up over his head
I thought that but I wasn't sure
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#5553 Post by ricardian » Tue Aug 04, 2020 11:04 pm

There's always at least one...
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5554 Post by ricardian » Tue Aug 04, 2020 11:04 pm

Rwy in Sight wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:51 pm
jimtherev wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:45 pm
Rwy in Sight wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:41 pm
 The kid was bullied the first day at school and something was thrown at his head.
or........
That's his underpants pulled up over his head
I thought that but I wasn't sure
It's an extreme "wedgie"
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5555 Post by Rwy in Sight » Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:34 am

You are not good at it
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5556 Post by ricardian » Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:26 pm

Apologies for aviation content
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5557 Post by ricardian » Thu Aug 06, 2020 1:07 pm

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but, as she's dialling, her 4 year old son comes up to her and says, "Mummy! Mummy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your wardrobe, and she's got no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and pulls open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, her sister was in there, totally naked and cowering on the wardrobe floor. "You rotten bitch," she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and your running around naked scaring the kids!"
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5558 Post by llondel » Thu Aug 06, 2020 4:23 pm

ricardian wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 04, 2020 11:04 pm
 There's always at least one...
I'd say he's the smart one. All the others are having to exert effort, he's just leaning against a convenient support and stretching his muscles. He's probably the foreman.
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#5559 Post by Rwy in Sight » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:52 pm

A similar one

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Re: Friday Jokes

#5560 Post by Magnus » Fri Aug 07, 2020 2:21 pm

1 elfin safety
1 site supervisor
1 union rep
1 qualified first aider in case of accidents
1 council jobsworth
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