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Re: Friday Jokes

#4441 Post by ricardian » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:42 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#4442 Post by G~Man » Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:18 pm

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B-) Life may not be the party you hoped for, but while you're here, you may as well dance. B-)
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#4443 Post by ricardian » Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:05 pm

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#4444 Post by Sisemen » Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:05 am

Somebody at Flight Centre is up for a pay rise I’ll wager =))
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#4445 Post by Slasher » Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:46 am

ricardian wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:05 pm
Sounds like a compliment really.
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#4446 Post by ricardian » Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:00 pm

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#4447 Post by ricardian » Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:01 pm

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#4448 Post by ricardian » Thu Jan 23, 2020 1:47 am

For those folk on here with dental problems
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#4449 Post by ricardian » Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:37 am

Mail order - a cautionary tale
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#4450 Post by ricardian » Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:50 am

Groan!
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#4451 Post by ExSp33db1rd » Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:05 am

Dental problems ? There was once a B.O.A.C. Medical Section staff Dentist, who could have modelled for that, at the very least a visit was not the usual agony ?

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#4452 Post by Rwy in Sight » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:49 am

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#4453 Post by Capetonian » Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:33 am

What do you hate most about your mother-in-law?
Her faces.

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#4454 Post by unifoxos » Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:17 pm

Q. What's the ideal weight for a Mother-in-Law?

A. Four pounds, including the casket.
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#4455 Post by ricardian » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:19 pm

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#4456 Post by FD2 » Thu Jan 23, 2020 11:13 pm

News from the UK:

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#4457 Post by 4mastacker » Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:38 am

Shouldn't that read "...causing approximately £30 worth of improvements". ;))) :D
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#4458 Post by ricardian » Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:19 am

Nice one
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#4459 Post by ricardian » Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:28 am

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#4460 Post by Rwy in Sight » Fri Jan 24, 2020 6:12 am

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