Friday Jokes
- ExSp33db1rd
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Re: Friday Jokes
Go to Primark,
Do they have Bored Husband seats ? A frequent omission in female stores.
Do they have Bored Husband seats ? A frequent omission in female stores.
- Rwy in Sight
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I think keep the husband bored while they shop is a plus for the ladies as the old joke goes they don't want to see their husband to have a great time.
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Used to go to a book shop in Washington DC. Loads of comfy settees and chairs where you could just sit read a book and they would bring you a coffee. Who says that the Yanks are uncivilised? Well, apart from Markel.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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BOAC, shouldn't that have gone in the sick jokes thread?
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I nearly did, but because it was Sunday I felt I shouldn't upset his admirers here too much.
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Apologies for the misfire on the URL. Post now deleted to spoil the fun.
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It looks like you posted the licence code for a piece of software... now if we can only guess your e-mail and which piece of software... someone's in luck! ;)
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Spot on! Failed to clear my clipboard. It is in fact expensive AI software which enables diagnosis of 'personality disorders' in people from their posts made on internet sites, and it is quite busy on O-N.archer wrote:It looks like you posted the licence code for a piece of software
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A store where you can buy females? I understand they have those here in Amsterdam but the most useful piece of furniture in those stores is not a chair...
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My new girlfriend and I were travelling to meet my parents, when she got a flat tyre.
So I called my parents and said "Sorry Mum, we're going to be late. My girlfriend's got a puncture!"
"Oh!", she sighed, "I thought you had a real one this time!"
So I called my parents and said "Sorry Mum, we're going to be late. My girlfriend's got a puncture!"
"Oh!", she sighed, "I thought you had a real one this time!"
- Ex-Ascot
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We think that we understand this one. Mrs Ex-Ascot worked it out. Puncture repair kit required.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Did his previous one go down if she was pricked?