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Re: Friday Jokes

#3441 Post by ricardian » Fri Sep 27, 2019 11:49 pm

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#3442 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat Sep 28, 2019 7:27 am

Fox, in Doncaster in the 60s before bank runs were as they are now with armoured trucks, this chap used a deep crimson Ferret scout car. No one argued with half an inch of armoured steel.

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#3443 Post by Slasher » Sat Sep 28, 2019 9:11 am

This is brilliant! Jim Browning at his best. =)) 👍🏻





https://youtu.be/ZF-NtGsZ6Zo


Does anyone know what software app (top righ) he uses to call scammers from his W10?

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#3444 Post by Slasher » Sat Sep 28, 2019 9:39 am

Anothery...



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Re: Friday Jokes

#3445 Post by Boac » Sat Sep 28, 2019 10:44 am

Don't know what the call software is, presumably VOIP, but the clips are on the Ultimate Arnie Soundboard

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#3446 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat Sep 28, 2019 2:32 pm

Not had any voice spam since we moved home. Chap went through the same keyboard routine. No I said, I don't have a c t r l key. I have a ? 1 2 3 key.
We flounder around a bit with the PC/laptop questions. The I tell him I am using a Kindle.

He sti!! tries to get into my computer 👹

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#3447 Post by ricardian » Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:32 am

A million children want to clean up the Earth.
A million parents want them to start with their rooms.
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#3448 Post by ricardian » Sun Sep 29, 2019 11:14 am

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#3449 Post by Woody » Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:35 pm

When all else fails, read the instructions.

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#3450 Post by Slasher » Sun Sep 29, 2019 11:42 pm

Getting kicked in the head by a horse is akin to what drunks call ‘A moment of clarity’.

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#3451 Post by FD2 » Mon Sep 30, 2019 2:48 am

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#3452 Post by Slasher » Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:32 am

Boac wrote:
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Don't know what the call software is, presumably VOIP, but the clips are on the Ultimate Arnie Soundboard
Yep I found it - a VOIP Softphone at CounterPath.com and the app is called Bria X-Lite. Will be downloading it to my W10 after I get to HKG.

Already have TeamView and Wireshark up and running.

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#3453 Post by Boac » Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:20 am


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#3454 Post by OFSO » Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:07 am

Is this discussion some kind of joke ?

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#3455 Post by 1DC » Mon Sep 30, 2019 2:07 pm

A million children want to clean up the Earth.
A million parents want them to start with their rooms.

Sent this to the daughters and grandchildren. great arguments among the family to agree who is the tidiest and cleanest, the untidiest are in complete denial!!

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#3456 Post by ricardian » Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:52 pm

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#3457 Post by Slasher » Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:33 pm

Boac wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:20 am
Ta.

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#3458 Post by ricardian » Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:15 pm

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#3459 Post by ricardian » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:54 pm

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#3460 Post by ricardian » Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:22 pm

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