Friday Jokes
- CharlieOneSix
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I see they tested John Travolta for coronavirus but he was clear - he just had Saturday Night Fever.
The helicopter pilots' mantra: If it hasn't gone wrong then it's just about to...
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- OFSO
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Re: Friday Jokes
Imagine Diane Abbott being invited to a COBRA meeting and asking if she could bring her own !
Re: Friday Jokes
As they've closed the schools here, we're home schooling. So far, we've had two kids suspended for fighting and a teacher fired for drinking on the job.
- CharlieOneSix
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What Boris really meant in his address to the nation tonight....
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The helicopter pilots' mantra: If it hasn't gone wrong then it's just about to...
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- TheGreenGoblin
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Re: Friday Jokes
Though you remain
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
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"And to think that it's the same dear old Moon..."
- ExSp33db1rd
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Ref: 4847... or any people, the World already has too many.
Heir and spare is too many, Heir is enough.
Heir and spare is too many, Heir is enough.
- Stoneboat
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f someone coughs inside your 1.5 metre personal space, that is a 'near cough.' You should them to 'far cough.'
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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NHS Grampian testing guidelines
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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Asked the missus to put on her nurse's outfit.
"Oooh! Feeling frisky?" said she.
"No, we need a loaf of bread and it's priority time at the supermarket."
"Oooh! Feeling frisky?" said she.
"No, we need a loaf of bread and it's priority time at the supermarket."
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In these troubled times the phrase "get the **** away from me!" is no longer rude but a public service announcement.
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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My elderly neighbour was taken to hospital the other day. He was vacuuming naked and said he slipped and “fell” on the vacuum nozzle and it wedged up his ass. I rang the hospital to see how he was getting on and the Doctor said he was picking up nicely....
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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I've always wondered, Ric, what PP actually does with that large proboscis.