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Re: Friday Jokes

#4861 Post by CharlieOneSix » Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:07 pm

For us folk in the countryside, fresh cow dung can protect us from Covid-19.

Dip both your hands in fresh cow dung before going out.

This will make sure that:

a) you will not touch your eyes, nose, ears or mouth.
b) nobody will shake hands with you.
c) nobody will come near you when you are out in the street.
d) you will wash your hands thoroughly before you eat.
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#4862 Post by ricardian » Sun Mar 29, 2020 2:15 am

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#4863 Post by Magnus » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:11 am

C16, changing my granddaughter's nappy has a similar effect.
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#4864 Post by ian16th » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:45 am

CharlieOneSix wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:07 pm
 For us folk in the countryside, fresh cow dung can protect us from Covid-19.

Dip both your hands in fresh cow dung before going out.

This will make sure that:

a) you will not touch your eyes, nose, ears or mouth.
b) nobody will shake hands with you.
c) nobody will come near you when you are out in the street.
d) you will wash your hands thoroughly before you eat.
Thinking on it, pig sh*t is probably even better!
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#4865 Post by ricardian » Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:45 pm

She didn't see that coming!
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#4866 Post by ricardian » Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:13 pm

30 day challenge
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#4867 Post by ricardian » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:36 pm

Oh dear, poor things
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#4868 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:33 pm

Whoever said one person couldn't change the World never ate a dead bat.
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#4869 Post by Karearea » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:48 pm

Do Re Mi - Covid 19 version (5:40)

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#4870 Post by Hydromet » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:23 pm

Ricardian, I'm going to post your 4866 on my local area FB page, which is mainly populated by young to middle-aged ladies. I'll let you know if I survive.
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#4871 Post by ricardian » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:37 am

Hydromet wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:23 pm
 Ricardian, I'm going to post your 4866 on my local area FB page, which is mainly populated by young to middle-aged ladies. I'll let you know if I survive.
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#4872 Post by ricardian » Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:54 am

Chat-up lines
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#4873 Post by ricardian » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:36 am

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#4874 Post by ricardian » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:42 am

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#4875 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Mon Mar 30, 2020 3:52 pm

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#4876 Post by ricardian » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:30 pm

To all those self-employed fathers who have been fiddling the system so that they don't have to pay maintenance because they earn less than £25 a week; good luck filling those forms based upon your last three year's earnings!
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#4877 Post by ricardian » Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:51 pm

When things begin to get back to normal
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#4878 Post by ricardian » Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:18 pm

Think outside the box...
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#4879 Post by ricardian » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:04 am

So sad
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Re: Friday Jokes

#4880 Post by Boac » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:21 am

I'm still recovering from #4878, Ric.............. =))
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