Actually, if you measure it, it is JUST long enough to allow partial severing of the swede and maximum 'discomfort' - never mind the 10pins. Perfect for politicians of all flavours.BM wrote:And the spare cord/rope hanging down from the top corner is too short to permit full travel of the blade!
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A Yorkshireman walks into the local vetinary surgeon's office: "Summat up wi' t'cat."
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Yorkshireman: "Nay lad, it's 'ere in t'basket."
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Not a joke but true:
Simara Knopka, 39, headed the wrong way down a motorway and collided head-on with another car on May 28 this year. She was disqualified from driving at a trial at Manchester Crown Court today but the mother, who has never passed a driving test or held a valid licence in the UK, was pictured behind the wheel as she left court.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Are Serco involved?
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From a tweet currently doing the rounds:
'If they'd had Aldi checkout staff counting those votes, the results would have been known long ago!'
'If they'd had Aldi checkout staff counting those votes, the results would have been known long ago!'
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