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Friday Jokes
- CharlieOneSix
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The helicopter pilots' mantra: If it hasn't gone wrong then it's just about to...
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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I hope that isn't Slasher.............
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The poor man looks like he just won the booby prize!
I suspect the only thing he will be able raise after this will be another glass, judging by his expression, but for the moment they O O have the attention of everyone in the room..
I suspect the only thing he will be able raise after this will be another glass, judging by his expression, but for the moment they O O have the attention of everyone in the room..
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No, that wasn't Slasher but this might be!
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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- Stoneboat
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Dang! Now I've got this sudden urge to play motorboat.One for Slasher
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Woody
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Perhaps that should be in the where in the world thread
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Yes. That would've been my dream date at his age. Trouble is girls were "slim pickings" where I lived.
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A Glaswegian goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.
"Comfy?" asks the dentist.
"Govan," replies the Glaswegian.
"Comfy?" asks the dentist.
"Govan," replies the Glaswegian.
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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More Scotland-related jokes:
10 cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?
The wan wae the wee calf.
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Man walks into a baker and says: "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
The baker says: "Naw, ye were right the first time."
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A woman is in hospital in Dundee giving birth.
"Well done lassie, it's a boy! Whit are you going to call him?" the midwife asks.
The woman replies "Nathan."
The midwife says "Aw come on, you've got to call him something."
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English lady walks into a butcher's shop in Glasgow and asks the butcher who is stood with his back to the electric fire "Is that your Ayrshire bacon?"
Butcher replies "Naw, it's just my haunds I'm warmin'."
10 cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?
The wan wae the wee calf.
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Man walks into a baker and says: "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
The baker says: "Naw, ye were right the first time."
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A woman is in hospital in Dundee giving birth.
"Well done lassie, it's a boy! Whit are you going to call him?" the midwife asks.
The woman replies "Nathan."
The midwife says "Aw come on, you've got to call him something."
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English lady walks into a butcher's shop in Glasgow and asks the butcher who is stood with his back to the electric fire "Is that your Ayrshire bacon?"
Butcher replies "Naw, it's just my haunds I'm warmin'."
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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- CharlieOneSix
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Continuing the Scottish theme:
After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the kilt.
"And what's the tartan?" asks his mate.
"Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.
After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the kilt.
"And what's the tartan?" asks his mate.
"Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.
The helicopter pilots' mantra: If it hasn't gone wrong then it's just about to...
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- Stoneboat
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A hillbilly is in the dentist's chair getting a filling. The dentist took the air hose and blew some air into the cavity and asked "You feel that air?"
"That air whut?" the patient replied.
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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Already printed out, cut out, filled out, chequed, enveloped, stamped and posted!
Good birthday prezzy for the wife.
Good birthday prezzy for the wife.