Friday Jokes

[ricardian]

People think that "queue" is just "q" followed by four silent letters.
But those letters are NOT silent.
They are just waiting their turn.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Fox3's cease work beer

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[Sisemen]

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[ricardian]

[Slasher]

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[Sisemen]

^^^^^ And full marks to Ricardian for his latest

[ricardian]

[Slasher]

[ricardian]

How to destroy a child's trust

[ricardian]

Nine months before I was born I went to a party with my dad and left with my mum

[Slasher]

[ricardian]

Another interesting note from a reader of Viz:

[ricardian]

[OFSO]

Shortly after becoming Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbyn goes boating on the Thames and with typical incompetence, falls in. He's rescued by a small boy rowing a dinghy and afters he's pulled out of the water and sits drying himself off in the boat, he thanks the boy and says he'll do anything the boy would like as a reward. The boy looks at Corbyn and says "I'd like a State Funeral". Corbyn smiles and answers "aren't you a bit young to be thinking about your funeral ?"

"Not really" says the boy, "when my dad hears that I saved Jeremy Corbyn from drowning, he'll kill me.'

[llondel]

Of course, someone did pull Harold Wilson out of the water many years ago. The 70s could have been very different had that not happened.

[ricardian]

Cat's eyes

[ricardian]

[4mastacker]

The biggest grin belongs to the one who's not going to reverse the airyplane out of its garage.

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