Friday Jokes
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Ex-Ascot
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Happy day.
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'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Lost me....Pinky the pilot wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:25 amFox3; Misnaming in one way or another is not neccessarily limited to foreign names.
An aquaintance of mine was named Vivian. In the RAAF, his nickname was 'Jack.'
'What, Vivian James *******' I asked?
'No, Vivian Desmond *******' he replied.
Mind you, Mr and Mrs Thomas and their son John
Or
Mr and Mrs Bennent and their son Gordon.
Both on the squadron
Or the in laws Mr Michael **** and his son Michael aka Baby M. Still Baby M 40 years later despite Mrs Michael using Husband Michael and () Son Michael.
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Lost me....
Me too...
PP
Me too...
PP
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And me anyway this is an easy one.
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'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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When all else fails, read the instructions.
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Struth you blokes!!!Pinky the pilot wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 16, 2023 7:55 pm
Fox3; Misnaming in one way or another is not neccessarily limited to foreign names.
An aquaintance of mine was named Vivian. In the RAAF, his nickname was 'Jack.'
'What, Vivian James *******' I asked?
'No, Vivian Desmond *******' he replied.
Lost me....
The first two names were Vivian Desmond (surname) *******
VD *******
therefore, Jack
Got it now????
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Not really Bruce.
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I see Twitter and Facebook are trying to follow the Ops Normal lead.
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I lasted 23 13 seconds, so no help there.
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Here you are PN. I'm sure you'll grow to love them. 
https://www.fuzzfaced.net/ac-dc-the-jack-meaning.html
So we get V.D. Clap...
https://www.fuzzfaced.net/ac-dc-the-jack-meaning.html
So we get V.D. Clap...
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Actually, a small apology to all who didn't get it. I should have explained that 'the jack' is an Aussie term for VD.
Ok now?
Ok now?
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As the old warning posters used to say, "Is 5 minutes of pleasure worth a lifetime of pain?", to which some wit would inevitably add "How do you make it last 5 minutes?"
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..includes the pizza/cigarette/beer afterwards!
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Very proud to have just finished my 7th marathon in 7 days.
Or "Snickers" as they are now called.
Or "Snickers" as they are now called.
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How Canadians are nice to the World
If you exported it to us, we use the units you do.
If we export it to you, it's marked in the units you use.
If you asked our Federal Government to measure in those units, we do.
We speak the way our nearest neighbours do, we write the way the people we get most books from do.
Every nation randomly throws in French words; it has some caché, a certain je ne sais quoi.
Hockey rinks and equipment are measured in feet and inches, beer is served in pints. Nothing else really matters to us.
If you exported it to us, we use the units you do.
If we export it to you, it's marked in the units you use.
If you asked our Federal Government to measure in those units, we do.
We speak the way our nearest neighbours do, we write the way the people we get most books from do.
Every nation randomly throws in French words; it has some caché, a certain je ne sais quoi.
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But are they proper pints or those weedy American ones?Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote: ↑Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:17 pmHockey rinks and equipment are measured in feet and inches, beer is served in pints. Nothing else really matters to us.