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Re: Friday Jokes

#2561 Post by Slasher » Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:33 am

4mastacker wrote:
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"liberalism", distorted by Americans, ............., disregarding the original and correct sense of the word.
What word hasn't suffered the same fate? :D
Yep. Like gay (happy), racist (instutionaliser of prejudice), cock (valve handle or rooster), snatch (take quickly), boob (idiot), wank (terrible), tit (type of bird), etc.

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Re: Friday Jokes

#2562 Post by Boac » Wed Apr 03, 2019 7:33 am

Fanny?

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#2563 Post by ian16th » Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:37 am

One of the wisest things that I ever did, besides the health benefits, was that I stopped smoking fags before I made my 1st trip to the USA!
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#2564 Post by Boac » Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:37 am

Arse/ass

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#2565 Post by Ex-Ascot » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:39 am

Just been reading the history of Far Side cartoons. Larson say that he didn't even put this one forward for publication as he knew the editor would reject it. He says it is better if you imagine the sound effect as well.
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#2566 Post by ExSp33db1rd » Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:11 am

Fanny?
Craddock ?

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#2568 Post by Boac » Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am

Technology 0: Humans 1

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#2569 Post by OFSO » Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:57 pm

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I do wish the Muffalo wouldn't leave left-over food under our bed....

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#2570 Post by ricardian » Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:03 pm

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#2571 Post by tcinbg » Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 pm

ExSp33db1rd wrote:
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Fanny?
Craddock ?
You called?

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#2572 Post by Slasher » Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:23 am

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Luvvit! :-bd

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#2573 Post by Slasher » Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:18 am

New Yorker: "So where you from pal?"
"Saskatoon Saskatchewan".
NY: "Say what?"
"Saskatoon Saskatchewan!"
NY: "You obviously don't speak English bud."

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#2574 Post by ricardian » Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:45 am

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#2575 Post by Woody » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:59 pm

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#2576 Post by ricardian » Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:44 pm

Tom & Jerry - the sequel
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#2577 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:52 am

Animal Freedom Day - This is the day when animals are treated like humans, and vice versa.
Contrary to normal practice therefore, the Grand National horse which fell at the last fence whilst leading is now resting in hospital with its leg in a cast, whilst the Prime Minister......

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#2578 Post by Magnus » Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:53 pm

Unashamedly stolen.

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#2579 Post by ricardian » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:22 pm

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#2580 Post by ricardian » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:26 am

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