Yep. Like gay (happy), racist (instutionaliser of prejudice), cock (valve handle or rooster), snatch (take quickly), boob (idiot), wank (terrible), tit (type of bird), etc.
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Fanny?
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One of the wisest things that I ever did, besides the health benefits, was that I stopped smoking fags before I made my 1st trip to the USA!
Cynicism improves with age
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Just been reading the history of Far Side cartoons. Larson say that he didn't even put this one forward for publication as he knew the editor would reject it. He says it is better if you imagine the sound effect as well.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Craddock ?Fanny?
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I do wish the Muffalo wouldn't leave left-over food under our bed....
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You called?
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New Yorker: "So where you from pal?"
"Saskatoon Saskatchewan".
NY: "Say what?"
"Saskatoon Saskatchewan!"
NY: "You obviously don't speak English bud."
"Saskatoon Saskatchewan".
NY: "Say what?"
"Saskatoon Saskatchewan!"
NY: "You obviously don't speak English bud."
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Tom & Jerry - the sequel
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Animal Freedom Day - This is the day when animals are treated like humans, and vice versa.
Contrary to normal practice therefore, the Grand National horse which fell at the last fence whilst leading is now resting in hospital with its leg in a cast, whilst the Prime Minister......
Contrary to normal practice therefore, the Grand National horse which fell at the last fence whilst leading is now resting in hospital with its leg in a cast, whilst the Prime Minister......
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Unashamedly stolen.
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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