Friday Jokes
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"What does your daddy do?"
"He's a magician."
"Wow, what tricks does he do?"
"He saws people in half."
"That's very clever. Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"Yes, I have two half-brothers and two half-sisters."
"He's a magician."
"Wow, what tricks does he do?"
"He saws people in half."
"That's very clever. Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"Yes, I have two half-brothers and two half-sisters."
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From the motoring letters page:
I have three children, two dogs and a 2007 Skoda Octavia that I would like to replace. My budget is £15,000. .........
I have three children, two dogs and a 2007 Skoda Octavia that I would like to replace. My budget is £15,000. .........
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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visitstronsay.com
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Right at the end of a BBC radio programme recently, there was a discussion about the cost of entry into Premiership football matches where ticket prices of £60 or £100 per game is not uncommon. An elderly chap being interviewed said he could recall many years ago arriving at the turnstiles when the attendant greeted him with:
"That will be ten quid, mate".
"What?!" the old chap said, "I could get a woman for that!"
Without batting an eyelid, the fellow on the turnstile retorted, "Not for 45 minutes each way with a brass band and a meat pie in the interval, you wouldn't!”
"That will be ten quid, mate".
"What?!" the old chap said, "I could get a woman for that!"
Without batting an eyelid, the fellow on the turnstile retorted, "Not for 45 minutes each way with a brass band and a meat pie in the interval, you wouldn't!”
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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I own a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare. But he chewed it a lot, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B?
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
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One for motivational speakers and team meetings everywhere - yes there really is an "I" in "team":
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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There's no I in team but there is in committee, unfortunately.
- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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There are 9 'A's in Canada
C - eh? - A - eh? - N - eh? - A - eh? - D - eh? - A - eh?
C - eh? - A - eh? - N - eh? - A - eh? - D - eh? - A - eh?
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OK, I'll bite. Any As in Fox or just the 3 in Banana?