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#1 Post by OFSO » Sun Aug 23, 2015 5:28 pm

To kick off, here's one that had 'em rolling in the aisles (although I admit it was my Kindergarten aisles.)

There were four skunks: daddy skunk, mummy skunk, a sister skunk called Alice and a little baby skunk called Inn.
One day Inn the baby skunk wandered off, and despite searching for hours, daddy skunk and mummy skunk couldn't find him. So seeing their plight, sister skunk said "I can find him", went out, and within 15 minutes was back with little baby skunk in tow.
Mummy skunk hugged her baby and said to Alice skunk, "how on earth did you find him ?" to which Alice replied: "easy - instinct."

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#2 Post by stuart » Sun Aug 23, 2015 5:57 pm

Excellent OF'S :lol:
it's good to be bad.

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#3 Post by probes » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:13 pm

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#4 Post by Stoneboat » Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:37 pm

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#5 Post by Stoneboat » Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:47 pm

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#6 Post by 500N » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:49 am

Comments by the EU President, pleading with countries not to close borders and implement border checks
because the Schengen agreement is one of the shining successes of the EU !!!

I haven't had such a good laugh in ages.

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#7 Post by Capetonian » Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:32 am

because the Schengen agreement is one of the shining successes of the EU !!!

I wonder what they'd define as a complete and utter abject failure then?

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#8 Post by 500N » Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:59 am

I thought this was a good and very true comment.

"Eurosceptic Tory MEP Daniel Hannan said last night: 'The Schengen zone, just like the euro, has failed its first test.
Both only work in good times.'

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#9 Post by Capetonian » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:36 am

On reflection, I have to admit that my last comment was unfair.

The Schengen Agreement is a shining success if looked at from the perspective of illegal invaders, car thieves, burglars, muggers, drug-dealers, money-launderers, people traffickers, paedophiles, scammers, kidnappers, con-men, murderers, prostitutes, forgers ............ Apart from possibly prostitutes, not the sort of people we want in our midst.

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#10 Post by Stoneboat » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:41 pm

Maybe it's not so funny.
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#11 Post by 500N » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:53 pm

I like it because it is true.

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#12 Post by stuart » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:58 pm

I have just deleted all the german contacts I had on my phone.................it's now hans free.
it's good to be bad.

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#13 Post by Beaufort » Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:37 am

A Jersey man walks into a pub with a toad on his head.

Barman: What have you got there?

Toad: I dunno, it started as a wart on my @rse.

Thanks to sitigeltfel for reminding me of this one over in the other place. ;)

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#14 Post by Opsboi » Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:40 am

Beaufort wrote:A Jersey man walks into a pub with a toad on his head.

Barman: What have you got there?

Toad: I dunno, it started as a wart on my @rse.

Thanks to sitigeltfel for reminding me of this one over in the other place. ;)


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#15 Post by Alisoncc » Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:45 am

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#16 Post by ricardian » Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:11 am

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#18 Post by Airborne Aircrew » Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:09 pm

Just a few from another place I inhabit.

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2. PITA, (love this one)...

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#19 Post by 500N » Thu Aug 27, 2015 5:24 am

Posted on Jetblast today :)


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#20 Post by Woody » Thu Aug 27, 2015 8:00 am

When all else fails, read the instructions.

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