Friday Jokes

[Boac]

And the spare cord/rope hanging down from the top corner is too short to permit full travel of the blade!

Actually, if you measure it, it is JUST long enough to allow partial severing of the swede and maximum 'discomfort' - never mind the 10pins. Perfect for politicians of all flavours.

[ricardian]

Looks about right to me

[ricardian]

A Yorkshireman walks into the local vetinary surgeon's office: "Summat up wi' t'cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay lad, it's 'ere in t'basket."

[Hydromet]

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[Rwy in Sight]

[Ex-Ascot]

Not a joke but true:

Simara Knopka, 39, headed the wrong way down a motorway and collided head-on with another car on May 28 this year. She was disqualified from driving at a trial at Manchester Crown Court today but the mother, who has never passed a driving test or held a valid licence in the UK, was pictured behind the wheel as she left court.

[Boac]

Are Serco involved?

[ricardian]

Fair enough!

[ricardian]

For the fans

[ricardian]

Traditions

[ricardian]

A groaner!

[ricardian]

For all cartoon fans of a certain age

[ricardian]

[Topical

[Magnus]

[Topical

Well, there is of course Loch Doon in Ayrshire.

[tango15]

From a tweet currently doing the rounds:
'If they'd had Aldi checkout staff counting those votes, the results would have been known long ago!'

[G-CPTN]

'If they'd had Aldi checkout staff counting those votes, the results would have been known long ago!'

How true - it's impressive how swiftly they operate yet without seeming to rush - I guess the technology helps (multiple barcodes allegedly).

[4mastacker]

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[ricardian]

Very topical

[PHXPhlyer]

+1

PP

[Opsboi]