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Re: Friday Jokes

#10721 Post by admin2 » Thu Feb 22, 2024 5:52 pm

Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 22, 2024 12:54 pm
 ..and a banging-head-against-brick-wall emoji
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Your wish is my command ^!

In the list now. The code is "^!" (without the " " )
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Re: Friday Jokes

#10722 Post by PHXPhlyer » Thu Feb 22, 2024 6:00 pm

admin2 wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 22, 2024 5:52 pm
Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 22, 2024 12:54 pm
 ..and a banging-head-against-brick-wall emoji
headbang.gif
Your wish is my command ^!

In the list now. The code is "^!" (without the " " )
Still waiting for a "Rim Shot". :-ss

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Re: Friday Jokes

#10723 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Thu Feb 22, 2024 6:09 pm

Ta muchly..

..for there is much headbanging these days
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Re: Friday Jokes

#10724 Post by admin2 » Thu Feb 22, 2024 6:51 pm

PHX - what is the image you want?
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Re: Friday Jokes

#10725 Post by PHXPhlyer » Thu Feb 22, 2024 8:02 pm

I think Fox3 posted one in response to my previous request.
Hopefully he still has it.
Search only comes back with "shot" ignoring "rim" even with the + in the query.

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Re: Friday Jokes

#10726 Post by Opsboi » Thu Feb 22, 2024 8:04 pm

PHXPhlyer wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 22, 2024 8:02 pm
 I think Fox3 posted one in response to my previous request.
Hopefully he still has it.
Search only comes back with "shot" ignoring "rim" even with the + in the query.

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I wouldn't Google 'rim'...
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Re: Friday Jokes

#10727 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:05 pm

"Ba dum tish" seems to be what is needed
Is this link any help?
https://tenor.com/en-CA/view/drum-klpy7 ... f-17911811
I cannot easily find one with audio
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#10728 Post by tango15 » Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:25 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4792onD ... %C3%BCtter

Who says the Germans don't have a sense of humour?
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#10729 Post by OFSO » Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:55 pm

"Just about everybody !" (Neddy Seagoon)
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#10730 Post by bob2s » Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:57 pm

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#10731 Post by ricardian » Thu Feb 22, 2024 10:44 pm

Always remember that the greener grass on the other side of the fence may be due to a septic tank problem.
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#10732 Post by bob2s » Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:23 am

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#10733 Post by G-CPTN » Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:34 am

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#10734 Post by ricardian » Fri Feb 23, 2024 11:23 am

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Re: Friday Jokes

#10735 Post by ricardian » Fri Feb 23, 2024 11:27 am

When you walk into a room and then forget why you are there, it's because you ran into an alien which then had to erase your memory so that it could escape.
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#10736 Post by G-CPTN » Fri Feb 23, 2024 11:37 am

The old pouffe . . .

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#10737 Post by CharlieOneSix » Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:20 pm

A friend of mine has made a wine from an antidiuretic hybrid grape. It reduces the number of trips us older men make to the toilet during the night. It's being sold as Pinot More.
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#10738 Post by ricardian » Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:19 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#10739 Post by Woody » Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:20 pm

tango15 wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:25 pm
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4792onD ... %C3%BCtter

Who says the Germans don't have a sense of humour?
German humour is not to be laughed at :D
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Re: Friday Jokes

#10740 Post by Woody » Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:53 pm

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