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Re: Friday Jokes

#3821 Post by Sisemen » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:47 am

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3822 Post by 1DC » Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:00 pm

No Ricardian for a few days, hope he is OK..

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#3823 Post by Pontius Navigator » Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:43 pm

1DC, a week now and 3_weeks at TOP.

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#3824 Post by Slasher » Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:33 am

He’s probly buggered off down to Geneve to get a freebie at the grand opening... :p


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#3825 Post by G-CPTN » Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:51 am

Could I have a hot cockolate please?

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#3826 Post by OFSO » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:07 am

Used to be in India at the barber shops while getting a shave with a cut-throat razor....

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#3827 Post by unifoxos » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:16 am

Well, it could be ones last stop on the trip to Dignitas.
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#3828 Post by Hydromet » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:45 am

unifoxos wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:16 am
Well, it could be ones last stop on the trip to Dignitas.
That might make you change your mind.

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#3829 Post by Woody » Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:07 pm

There’s been a no hands bar in Pattaya for years, so I’ve been told :D
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#3830 Post by ribrash » Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:57 pm

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#3831 Post by ricardian » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:44 pm

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#3832 Post by ricardian » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:47 pm

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#3833 Post by Pontius Navigator » Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:07 pm

So THAT'S what he's been doing!

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#3834 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:09 pm

Wait for it...he hasn't fixed the puncture yet!

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3835 Post by Boac » Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:26 pm

It's not so bad - it's only flat at the bottom.

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#3836 Post by ricardian » Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:40 pm

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#3837 Post by ricardian » Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:45 pm

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#3838 Post by ricardian » Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:53 pm

I never called you stupid but when I asked you to spell "orange" and you asked me "the fruit or the colour?" it sort of caught me off guard...
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#3839 Post by ricardian » Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:57 pm

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#3840 Post by ricardian » Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:03 pm

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