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Re: Friday Jokes

#3841 Post by ricardian » Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:05 pm

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#3842 Post by Sisemen » Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:31 am

But, to be fair, most of those kids would have spent time in Barlinnie (notorious prison in Glasgow for the non UK readers!)
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#3843 Post by ricardian » Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:42 am

Oh dear
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#3844 Post by Hydromet » Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:58 am

We can all breath again, Ricardian's back with our daily fix of jokes.
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#3845 Post by Slasher » Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:10 am

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3846 Post by ricardian » Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:59 am

One of the many hazards of modern technology
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#3847 Post by Pontius Navigator » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:34 am

ricardian wrote: ↑
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Now that was a hard one.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3848 Post by ricardian » Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:30 pm

I was working on a building site when the delivery driver got annoyed and said "Why won't you sign for these elevators?"
I said,"I'm not allowed to accept lifts from strangers."
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#3849 Post by 4mastacker » Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:34 pm

Not clicking on ricardian's links when Mrs 4ma is in the room....not clicking on ricardian's links when Mrs 4ma is in the room.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3850 Post by ricardian » Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:20 pm

No more Elf On A Shelf
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3851 Post by ricardian » Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:52 pm

It just requires a bit of ingenuity
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3852 Post by Boac » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:08 pm

Slasher - #3845 - that is not on. I assume the person in the picture is badly disfigured? Do you consider that to be a joke?
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#3853 Post by Rwy in Sight » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:34 pm

Boac wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:08 pm
 Slasher - #3845 - that is not on. I assume the person in the picture is badly disfigured? Do you consider that to be a joke?
Maybe we should consider move it to the tasteless jokes thread!
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#3854 Post by ribrash » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:30 pm

Rwy in Sight wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:34 pm
Boac wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:08 pm
 Slasher - #3845 - that is not on. I assume the person in the picture is badly disfigured? Do you consider that to be a joke?
Maybe we should consider move it to the tasteless jokes thread!
I think it should be moved to room 101.
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#3855 Post by Rwy in Sight » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:54 pm

If I understand well, rather improbable, I don't think I'll t so elementary. Maybe the nsuhhty corner?
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3856 Post by Slasher » Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:07 pm

Boac wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:08 pm
 Slasher - #3845 - that is not on. I assume the person in the picture is badly disfigured? Do you consider that to be a joke?
No more than your constant cheap slurs about the POTUS. If it had’ve been a disfigured version of your ‘Chump’ you would’ve laughed your bloody head off.

And since you’ve gone all triggery snowflakey then tell Admin to remove it. See if I give a sh!t matey.

BTW you assumed wrong.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3857 Post by ricardian » Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:44 pm

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#3858 Post by ricardian » Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:56 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3859 Post by ricardian » Fri Dec 06, 2019 2:42 am

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3860 Post by Boac » Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:26 am

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How about it was your son, Slasher? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3453473/l ... s-bullies/
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