Friday Jokes

[Slasher]

WARNING - Disturbing images

Yep that’s him matey! Must’ve taken a while to track him down. You must be really bored shitless. Don’t get upset though or your chockies might melt!

Oh and thanks for the red warning to snowflakes but it really wasn’t necessary.

[Boac]

BTW you assumed wrong.

- hmm. Obviously hit a raw nerve there. Actually, you 'assumed' wrongly.

Must’ve taken a while to track him down.

- 10 seconds - not too long in my bored shitless life (isn't the internet amazing?), and I feel sorry for those disfigured. Put me down as a 'snowflake' if it suits you. The 'red warning', incidentally, was not for macho Slasher.

Regarding 'removal' by Alison - that is her decision, not mine.

[ricardian]

Eight quid to see Father Christmas! What a rip-off - waited in the queue for ages for a one minute meeting and a rubbish toy. So glad that I didn't take the kids.

[admin]

Regarding 'removal' by Alison - that is her decision, not mine.

Happy to leave material up if it shows the immaturity of the poster. The only time I will remove content is at the request of the poster if they think they blew it, rarely at the request of other members.

Admin

[ricardian]

[Pontius Navigator]

Some you get, some you don't

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Pull my finger is a US playground joke where the person farts as their finger is pulled. Methane is a greenhouse gas.

[OFSO]

One might add that a certain amount of skill is necessary to coordinate pull and fart. It doesn't just happen, i.e there is no "fart muscle" connecting finger and rectum. Although take Inulin, a probiotic, and coordination isn't necessary as one farts non-stop.

[Boac]

there is no "fart muscle" connecting finger and rectum

- you speak for yourself, matey!

[Rwy in Sight]

Pull my finger is a US playground joke where the person farts as their finger is pulled. Methane is a greenhouse gas.

I was taught that in the UK. Although I can't perform it.

[Pontius Navigator]

Pull my finger is a US playground joke where the person farts as their finger is pulled. Methane is a greenhouse gas.

Oh dear, and the cuz think it funny?

Now in Maritime our lives were ruled by the rainbow codes, by brevity codes etc. One such call was Badger Brown.

In bombers OTOH we were very much private and spoke to external agencies as little as possible. Being more discrete it was polite to call for an oxygen check

[llondel]

What's the difference between a normal advent calendar and an Eton advent calendar?

With the Eton advent calendar, your parents open all the doors for you

[ricardian]

Someone is rather confused!

[Stoneboat]

Manneken Pis

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

[ricardian]

Guess who isn't into the Christmas spirit!

[ricardian]

That elf gets his revenge on the ginger

[ricardian]

Poor Dave!

[ricardian]

[OFSO]

You get worse and worse. (Keep it up).