A border patrol agent, a physical fitness nut, was out border patrollin' one day down near Las Cruces, when he suddenly remembered he hadn't done his daily exercise program. He hopped off his horse and began his routine - knee bends, squats, the works - and was finishing with a series of push ups, when he felt someone looking at him. He glanced up and there was a little old campesino astride his burro, looking down at him.
"What the hell are you looking at ?" he asked
The farmer shrugged his shoulders and replied "But Senor, the Senorita she is gone!"