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Re: Friday Jokes

#1901 Post by CharlieOneSix » Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:28 pm

Ha- it was The Pratt Tribune, how appropriate! I see it was "A short fluff piece written by Gale Rose". I thought fluffing was what occurred behind the scenes in porno movies.......so I'm told, I wouldn't know about such things of course!
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#1902 Post by Slasher » Sat Nov 10, 2018 7:30 am

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#1903 Post by unifoxos » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:21 am

The Pratt Tribune, what a great name.
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#1904 Post by Slasher » Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:58 am

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#1905 Post by ribrash » Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:38 am

I said to the psychiatrist, "My wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages."

"I don't think you're crazy," he replied, "I also like sausages."

"Really?" I said, "You should come over to my house and see my collection."
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#1906 Post by ricardian » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:36 am

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#1907 Post by Woody » Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:38 pm

Throwing children onto a fire, bit extreme :D
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#1908 Post by ricardian » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:07 am

Hmmm
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#1909 Post by ricardian » Thu Nov 15, 2018 10:28 am

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#1910 Post by ricardian » Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:14 pm

Apparently replying to a wedding invitation with "maybe next time" is not acceptable
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#1911 Post by Capetonian » Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:32 pm

.... as I imagine is turning down a funeral invitation with : "He isn't going to be at mine so why should I go to his?"
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#1913 Post by ricardian » Fri Nov 16, 2018 3:19 am

A little-known fact
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#1914 Post by Slasher » Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:43 am

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#1915 Post by Slasher » Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:09 am

This is especially true in Thailand.


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#1917 Post by ricardian » Sat Nov 17, 2018 5:39 pm

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#1918 Post by ricardian » Sat Nov 17, 2018 7:16 pm

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#1919 Post by ricardian » Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:57 am

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#1920 Post by ricardian » Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:14 pm

Remember this for the next time that they call...
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