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Re: Friday Jokes

#7641 Post by Wodrick » Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:08 pm

In England you cut your toast into fingers to dip in your egg, these are known as soldiers.
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#7642 Post by G-CPTN » Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:18 pm

Soldiers.

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#7643 Post by PHXPhlyer » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:16 pm

Thanks for the explanation. ^:)^
You guys do some strange stuff. :))

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#7644 Post by FD2 » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:18 pm

pp - It was a childhood thing to get infants to eat a boiled egg but lots of us still do it. Give it a go and dip the strip of toast into the runny yolk of a soft boiled egg. You may like a little salt with it too. :x

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#7645 Post by PHXPhlyer » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:34 pm

Nope. [-X
Ain't happening! [-X
Scrambled or omelet or frittata. :-bd
NO boiled, poached. or fried. :-q :ymsick:

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#7646 Post by Opsboi » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:48 pm

PHXPhlyer wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:34 pm

NO boiled, poached. or fried.
You're missing out

Not even huevos rancheros?

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#7647 Post by PHXPhlyer » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:19 pm

Opsboi wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:48 pm
PHXPhlyer wrote:
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NO boiled, poached. or fried.
You're missing out

Not even huevos rancheros?
Si! Huevos revueltos rancheros. :-bd :))

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#7648 Post by Alisoncc » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:35 pm

Soft boiled egg chopped up with fresh ripe avocado and bit of salt, served on top of toast. Very Yummy.
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#7649 Post by Opsboi » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:36 pm

PHXPhlyer wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:19 pm


Si! Huevos revueltos rancheros. :-bd :))

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#7650 Post by llondel » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:40 pm

PHXPhlyer wrote:
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ricardian wrote:
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Improvisation is not always a good idea
? :-? :-??

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Might be a British thing. Does America do eggy soldiers? Thin strip of toast that you dip in the yolk of a soft-boiled egg.

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#7651 Post by llondel » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:42 pm

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#7652 Post by PHXPhlyer » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:45 pm

I have solved my egg situation by only buying liquid eggs.
Just pour from the carton into my microwave omelet maker, add some veggies and cheese, and in less than 3 minutes...good eatin'. :) :-bd :YMAPPLAUSE:

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#7653 Post by G-CPTN » Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:24 am

My earliest recollection of eggs is of a soft-boiled egg turned-out of its shell and mashed-up with a fork and called chuckelorum.

I don't know whether this was done to overcome earlier refusal or simply to aid digestion.

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#7654 Post by Alisoncc » Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:28 am

I thought all eggs were liquid until you break and cook them. Haven't had powdered eggs since the air force sixty years ago.
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#7655 Post by PHXPhlyer » Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:35 am

These are pre-beaten and come in a container like a paper milk carton.

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#7656 Post by G-CPTN » Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:42 am

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#7657 Post by PHXPhlyer » Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:52 am

Yuck! :ymsick:
Double yuck! :ymsick: :ymsick:

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#7658 Post by OFSO » Wed Sep 22, 2021 5:22 am

Couple of years ago a friend gave us some eggs from his hens that run lose round his estate. Delicious. No comparison with shop eggs.

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#7659 Post by Woody » Wed Sep 22, 2021 6:20 am

PHXPhlyer wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:35 am
These are pre-beaten and come in a container like a paper milk carton.

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Thus proving that the US is a heathen country :-o
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#7660 Post by Rossian » Wed Sep 22, 2021 6:57 am

AN OMELETTE IN A MICROWAVE!!!!! DEAR LORD WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
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