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Re: Friday Jokes

#5961 Post by Pontius Navigator » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:14 pm

Who's that?

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Re: Friday Jokes

#5962 Post by Opsboi » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:19 pm

Pontius Navigator wrote:
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Who's that?
He was a serial election candidate (think Monster Raving Loony Party) who always appeared at the count in very similar attire to ricardian's dismembered friend

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#5963 Post by ricardian » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:34 pm

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#5964 Post by ricardian » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:36 pm

Pontius Navigator wrote:
Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:14 pm
Who's that?
All is revealed
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#5966 Post by ricardian » Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:57 pm

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#5967 Post by ricardian » Sun Nov 01, 2020 3:58 pm

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#5968 Post by CharlieOneSix » Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:45 pm

A comedian's reply to a question on the web page for our local Scottish chippy......made I laugh it did...but in fact they do Macsween's Haggis. I suppose they would batter it for you.....
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#5969 Post by ricardian » Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:16 pm

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#5970 Post by Boac » Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:10 am

If only Halifax had introduced this game in the 16th Century, it might have lasted longer?

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#5971 Post by ian16th » Tue Nov 03, 2020 2:32 pm

Someone is getting their history mixed up.
10pin bowling is an 'Merican aberration.
Cynicism improves with age

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#5972 Post by Boac » Tue Nov 03, 2020 2:39 pm

You are right - good spot! Continuity department job to go. :-bd

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#5973 Post by Opsboi » Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:14 pm

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New Englander, a Minnesotan and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans all walk into a very posh restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', "you can't come in here without a Thai."

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#5974 Post by ricardian » Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:31 pm

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#5975 Post by ricardian » Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:38 pm

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#5976 Post by ricardian » Wed Nov 04, 2020 4:21 am

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#5977 Post by barkingmad » Wed Nov 04, 2020 10:26 am

Boac wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 2:39 pm
You are right - good spot! Continuity department job to go. :-bd
And the spare cord/rope hanging down from the top corner is too short to permit full travel of the blade!

Can I apply for the continuity job too? =))

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#5978 Post by ricardian » Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:33 pm

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#5979 Post by ricardian » Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:36 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#5980 Post by Woody » Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:37 pm

ian16th wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 2:32 pm
Someone is getting their history mixed up.
10pin bowling is an 'Merican aberration.
Skittles surely :ymsmug:
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