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Re: Friday Jokes

#8581 Post by ricardian » Mon Jun 13, 2022 4:43 pm

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#8582 Post by G-CPTN » Mon Jun 13, 2022 5:39 pm

Magic! Someone has a sense of reality.

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#8583 Post by jimtherev » Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:38 pm

Thanks to Opsboi for the suggestion... in this case not guilty - I shd be so lucky; to Fox3 for the explanation which must be either true or very convincing (!) and to joke-providers (Mostly Ric again) I add my thanks also.

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#8584 Post by Karearea » Mon Jun 13, 2022 11:41 pm

Kids these days
don't know how
good they have it
with lyrics sites.
We used to have to
sing songs wrong
for years until the
truth destroyed us.
And with the morn, those angel faces smile...

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#8585 Post by PHXPhlyer » Tue Jun 14, 2022 12:58 am

What's your favorite misheard lyric? :-?

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#8586 Post by Hydromet » Tue Jun 14, 2022 3:11 am

What's your favorite misheard lyric?
While shepherds washed their socks by night...

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#8587 Post by PHXPhlyer » Tue Jun 14, 2022 3:21 am

Not (mis)heard that one. :-bd

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#8588 Post by OFSO » Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:04 am

Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.

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#8589 Post by ricardian » Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:32 am

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#8590 Post by Woody » Tue Jun 14, 2022 9:01 am

Have you ever heard Lorraine :D
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#8591 Post by Pontius Navigator » Tue Jun 14, 2022 9:07 am

Hands that juditious use mild green Fairy liquid.

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#8592 Post by Karearea » Tue Jun 14, 2022 9:36 am

It was said that someone became very offended with NZ singer John Rowles' 1970 song lyric which they heard as
"Share your marijuana, Marie"
when he was singing a song for his sister,
"Cheryl Moana Marie"

[have posted song on "Current Soundtrack" thread, #4712]
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#8593 Post by ricardian » Tue Jun 14, 2022 11:05 am

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#8594 Post by EA01 » Tue Jun 14, 2022 11:14 am

Ha ha ha.....I feel sorry for the Peruvians a million of which probably huddled around TVs in Lima lat night to watch this clown....but it worked & Funny!!


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#8595 Post by ricardian » Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:32 pm

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#8596 Post by ricardian » Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:06 pm

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#8597 Post by G-CPTN » Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:34 pm

I get that funny feeling in my crutch.

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#8598 Post by OFSO » Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:35 pm

Picture taken in Liverpool: he's nicking the bulb!

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#8599 Post by OFSO » Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:36 pm

G-CPTN: so did I.

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Re: Friday Jokes

#8600 Post by k3k3 » Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:06 pm

...and me, and my legs tensed up too.

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