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Re: Friday Jokes

#6361 Post by CharlieOneSix » Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:57 pm

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#6362 Post by ricardian » Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:14 pm

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#6363 Post by ricardian » Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:00 pm

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#6364 Post by ricardian » Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:15 pm

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#6365 Post by Rossian » Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:29 pm

......For that to work it HAS to be the right Weegie accent. Nothing conveys more disbelief than the phrase "aye that'll be right "with a descending cadence. Just to show that I've been paying attention (and have seen all of Billy Connolly's shows).

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#6366 Post by ricardian » Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:51 pm

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#6367 Post by ricardian » Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:06 pm

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#6368 Post by ricardian » Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:06 pm

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#6369 Post by unifoxos » Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:37 am

No more correct than my response to a friend's THIRD wedding in not so many years - "Sorry, I can't come to the wedding, but I'll try and make it to the divorce."
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#6370 Post by Woody » Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:24 pm

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#6371 Post by ricardian » Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:39 pm

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#6372 Post by ricardian » Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:33 pm

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#6373 Post by ricardian » Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:06 pm

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#6374 Post by ricardian » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:35 pm

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#6375 Post by ricardian » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:38 pm

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#6376 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 11, 2021 10:46 am

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#6377 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 11, 2021 1:09 pm

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#6378 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:10 pm

Today's paper:

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#6379 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 11, 2021 10:22 pm

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#6380 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 11, 2021 10:38 pm

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