Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
You don't actually wash your hands, you just stand there and watch them wash each other
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
Told the wife I was bored so she suggested I make a bird table. Now she's in a mood 'cause she's in 8th place, 3 behind her sister, and 5 places behind her best mate. Honstly, women, never bloody happy
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
Last one's missing, ricardian.
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Re: Friday Jokes
True story. Names and identities protected. A friend, known not only for his charm but as an occasional prankster, and living up in the far north of Westeros, so to speak, last week gave his wife a beautiful jigsaw puzzle. But firstly he opened the box and removed two pieces which he taped, in an envelope, to the underside of the table. The wife, who despite being petite and very attractive in both face and figure, has fists of steel which are not unknown for being used, happily set about the puzzle.
At two am this morning he awoke to find her absent from the marital bed. Gathering robes against the snow, he went out to discover her by the rubbish bins, searching for the missing pieces in the snowey darkness.
Sadly, I am unaware of what followed. I believe apology and repatriation credits have been registered and may take some time to be written off.
At two am this morning he awoke to find her absent from the marital bed. Gathering robes against the snow, he went out to discover her by the rubbish bins, searching for the missing pieces in the snowey darkness.
Sadly, I am unaware of what followed. I believe apology and repatriation credits have been registered and may take some time to be written off.
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
Re: Friday Jokes
I can cut a log in half just by looking at it.
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I know it's hard to believe but I saw it with my own two eyes.
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I know it's hard to believe but I saw it with my own two eyes.
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Re: Friday Jokes
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
Re: Friday Jokes
I'm sorry....don't get that one... :/
- Ex-Ascot
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Re: Friday Jokes
+2
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
Re: Friday Jokes
Thank heavens its not just me then...
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
I got it
For a change
For a change
Re: Friday Jokes
Expliquez ça s'il vous plait.
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Re: Friday Jokes
I refer you to John Prescott's tirade about inappropriate adverts