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Re: Friday Jokes

#7901 Post by Boac » Wed Nov 17, 2021 4:29 pm

Makes mental note not to light a cigar whilst partaking in 'dogging' with this XXXL. Blowback can be very dangerous.
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#7902 Post by PHXPhlyer » Wed Nov 17, 2021 4:34 pm

CharlieOneSix wrote: ↑
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ricardian wrote: ↑
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 ..........part-time plus-size XXXL model Tracey Munter (23).......
She's 28 years old now.......:D
Is she still XXXL or XXL or XXXXL? :-?

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Re: Friday Jokes

#7903 Post by Boac » Wed Nov 17, 2021 4:38 pm

Pictures! We demand pictures!
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Re: Friday Jokes

#7904 Post by CharlieOneSix » Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:00 pm

Boac wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 17, 2021 4:38 pm
 Pictures! We demand pictures!
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Must be a library photo - hardly XXXL
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#7905 Post by PHXPhlyer » Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:04 pm

That's definitely not a scene from Ben Hur. [-X :))

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#7906 Post by Boac » Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:20 pm

Actually we don't want pictures.......... =))
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#7907 Post by FD2 » Wed Nov 17, 2021 6:09 pm

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#7908 Post by k3k3 » Wed Nov 17, 2021 6:35 pm

PHXPhlyer wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 17, 2021 4:34 pm
CharlieOneSix wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 17, 2021 3:50 pm
ricardian wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:57 pm
 ..........part-time plus-size XXXL model Tracey Munter (23).......
She's 28 years old now.......:D
Is she still XXXL or XXL or XXXXL? :-?

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None of the above, if she's 28 years old she's XXVIII.
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#7909 Post by FD2 » Wed Nov 17, 2021 6:44 pm

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#7910 Post by FD2 » Wed Nov 17, 2021 6:45 pm

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#7911 Post by FD2 » Wed Nov 17, 2021 6:46 pm

And finally

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#7912 Post by ricardian » Wed Nov 17, 2021 10:31 pm

Oh dear, how disappointing
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#7913 Post by ricardian » Wed Nov 17, 2021 10:38 pm

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children.
Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed, "Yes. Yes he did."
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected.
With a tear in his eye he asks "Who was he? Who was the father?"
Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband.
Then, finally, she says, "You."
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#7914 Post by Wodrick » Wed Nov 17, 2021 11:09 pm

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#7915 Post by johngreen » Thu Nov 18, 2021 7:29 am

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#7916 Post by ricardian » Thu Nov 18, 2021 8:21 pm

Seasonal reminder
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#7917 Post by Woody » Thu Nov 18, 2021 9:02 pm

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#7918 Post by Pontius Navigator » Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:48 am

Woody, and have long legs and a pretty face and not a spec of dirty anywhere.
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#7919 Post by ricardian » Fri Nov 19, 2021 6:25 pm

Yet another tip for women
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#7920 Post by ricardian » Sat Nov 20, 2021 7:50 pm

Simple truth
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