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Re: Friday Jokes

#5181 Post by Stoneboat » Sun May 17, 2020 3:06 am

ricardian wrote: ↑
Sat May 16, 2020 9:49 pm
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5182 Post by ricardian » Sun May 17, 2020 3:34 am

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#5183 Post by ricardian » Sun May 17, 2020 9:55 am

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in to bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking helped. His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it, then cheerfully demanded. "Do it again, Dad!"
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#5184 Post by ricardian » Sun May 17, 2020 3:55 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#5185 Post by ricardian » Sun May 17, 2020 9:45 pm

Problem easily solved
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#5186 Post by FD2 » Sun May 17, 2020 10:09 pm

‘Alan’ joke - I thought that was what resulted in Tony Blair being born. :-$ :ymdevil:
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#5187 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon May 18, 2020 7:09 am

Was his Dad an Arsenal supporter?
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#5188 Post by ricardian » Mon May 18, 2020 12:25 pm

Good news - and bad news
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#5189 Post by ricardian » Mon May 18, 2020 4:24 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#5190 Post by ricardian » Mon May 18, 2020 10:55 pm

Yet another little-known fact
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5191 Post by ricardian » Mon May 18, 2020 10:57 pm

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#5192 Post by ricardian » Mon May 18, 2020 11:03 pm

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#5193 Post by llondel » Mon May 18, 2020 11:03 pm

Next year's sequel to the film "I Know What You Did Last Summer" is going to be somewhat boring and predictable.
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#5194 Post by ricardian » Tue May 19, 2020 5:38 am

What really happened
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#5195 Post by ricardian » Tue May 19, 2020 2:42 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#5196 Post by Pontius Navigator » Tue May 19, 2020 2:56 pm

ricardian wrote: ↑
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I have a key ring, bought 56 years ago in Change Alley only it is 'bugger you Charlie Brown'. I don't think I knew what that was in those days, just knew it was rude.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5197 Post by ricardian » Wed May 20, 2020 11:43 am

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Re: Friday Jokes

#5198 Post by ricardian » Wed May 20, 2020 12:55 pm

Appropriate name for a business
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5199 Post by ricardian » Wed May 20, 2020 9:26 pm

When the pubs re-open
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Re: Friday Jokes

#5200 Post by CremeEgg » Wed May 20, 2020 9:32 pm

Ricardian - #5191 - brilliant!!!
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