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Re: Friday Jokes

#2941 Post by Boac » Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:12 pm

Heck - I can only manage 3-legged ones.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#2942 Post by llondel » Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:50 pm

Boac wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:12 pm
 Heck - I can only manage 3-legged ones.
They're OK provided they don't wobble.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#2943 Post by Boac » Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:15 pm

Never had one wobble.
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#2944 Post by ricardian » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:36 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#2945 Post by llondel » Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:36 am

Why does that remind me of Tony Blair?
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#2946 Post by Pontius Navigator » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:18 am

Ear ear
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#2947 Post by OFSO » Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:32 pm

That's Alfred E Neumann, I believe.
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#2948 Post by ricardian » Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:48 pm

One for Ex-Ascot
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Re: Friday Jokes

#2949 Post by Ex-Ascot » Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:16 pm

ricardian wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:48 pm
 One for Ex-Ascot
So that has been the problem all along, silly me. We have always had a clear clean screen though.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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#2950 Post by ricardian » Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:18 pm

And here's one for jimtherev
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#2951 Post by Capetonian » Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:19 pm

Which reminds me of why a certain laundry powder was banned in Zimbabwe.

It made coloureds brighter, whites whiter, and did eff all for the blacks.
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#2952 Post by ricardian » Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:18 pm

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#2953 Post by Pontius Navigator » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:42 pm

Has this plane ever crashed?

No, not yet. 😀
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Re: Friday Jokes

#2954 Post by Opsboi » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:41 am

unifoxos wrote: ↑
Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:35 pm
 I attended a talk on a cruise liner once. The two guys giving the talk introduced themselves as "Cadets Under Nautical Training". Among the (mainly) cotton-tops, I was the only one that laughed.
I recall one of Kenny Everett's 'Captain Kremen' episodes on prime time commercial radio back in the late 70s

"I'm sorry, sir, you can't come in..."

"But I'm a country member!"

"Ah, yes, I remember"
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Re: Friday Jokes

#2955 Post by Hydromet » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:46 am

May 24, 2000: Whitlam at Sydney Town Hall debating the subject "That Politicians Have Lost Their Sense Of Humour" - "When Sir Winton Turnbull (a Victorian MHR) was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted 'I am a Country member', I interjected 'I remember'. He could not understand why, for the first time in all the years he had been speaking in the House, there was instant and loud applause from both sides."
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Re: Friday Jokes

#2956 Post by Opsboi » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:06 am

Oh, sorry - I've been away from the board for a while

Apologies for duplication
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Re: Friday Jokes

#2957 Post by Slasher » Sat Jul 06, 2019 2:02 am

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And me too!
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#2958 Post by Sisemen » Sat Jul 06, 2019 2:13 am

Yep!!! Me too. And .....to change the subject .....

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Re: Friday Jokes

#2959 Post by Hydromet » Sat Jul 06, 2019 2:44 am

Slasher, you're a bastard!
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Re: Friday Jokes

#2960 Post by Fliegenmong » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:26 am

Yeah....bastard Slasher!
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