Friday Jokes
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My necessaries are embark'd: farewell. Adieu! I have too grieved a heart to take a tedious leave.
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Don't forget to put on the Brussels sprouts ready for next Christmas.
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When all else fails, read the instructions.
- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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Great, Woody!
Dog fail on basic 2v1 intercept tactics!
Dog fail on basic 2v1 intercept tactics!
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I'm going to have a word to our local fishmonger. Had a dozen oysters for lunch on Christmas day, and only 9 of them worked.
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That Beemer with the moo cow on the bonnet is registered in Barnaul, a city in southern Siberia, which by Russian standards has a very strange name. It sounds rather like barn owl when pronounced, and no-one has ever been able to explain to me the origin of the name. I suspect that much use of Photoshop has been used in the production of that photo
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Footage has been released showing Prince Andrew giving royal fans “bizarre” advice on how to keep warm in the cold weather.
(My first though was that it involved two fifteen-year-old girls.)
(My first though was that it involved two fifteen-year-old girls.)
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New OS for your phone developed by Putin
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For sale: Prosthetic leg.
Would make an excellent Christmas stocking filler.
Would make an excellent Christmas stocking filler.
- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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The kids said they wanted a cat for Christmas.
Normally, I do a turkey, but if it makes them happy....
(from Arrse - Top Stop)
Normally, I do a turkey, but if it makes them happy....
(from Arrse - Top Stop)
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PHXP, I would prefer the real thing.
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Taxidermyed?
PP
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I bought a Russian advent calendar this Christmas. Every time I opened a window someone fell out.
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An excellent put-down!
- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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Sometimes reality is funnier than comedy.
The UK Teachers' strikes are being put at risk....by the Mail strikes meaning ballots will not reach the teachers in time.
The UK Teachers' strikes are being put at risk....by the Mail strikes meaning ballots will not reach the teachers in time.
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