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Re: Friday Jokes

#4521 Post by ricardian » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:35 am

It's 11 years today since my friend John came running out of the room shouting "It's a boy! It's a boy!" and with tears running down his face. We haven't been back to Thailand since.
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#4522 Post by ricardian » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:39 am

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#4523 Post by Sisemen » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:48 am

You NEVER let on to a wife you slept with her sister - take it from one who knows ;)))

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#4524 Post by Pontius Navigator » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:36 am

I have a choice of two. Mind you I certainly would not try one of them😝

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#4525 Post by Slasher » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:51 am

ricardian wrote:
Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:35 am
It’s 11 years today....
=)) 👍🏻

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#4526 Post by Capetonian » Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:39 pm

I noticed on Monday that Corona was marked down by 50% at the local Coop.

"What happened to that lovely girl you brought back from Thailand a few years ago?"
"She died .."
"How sad, from what?"
" ... err, prostate cancer."

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#4527 Post by Rwy in Sight » Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:44 pm

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#4528 Post by ricardian » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:08 pm

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#4529 Post by ricardian » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:14 pm

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#4530 Post by Fliegenmong » Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:11 am

RIS ... Subtitties?
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go... Oscar Wilde

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#4531 Post by unifoxos » Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:31 am

Some titties!
Sent from my tatty old Windoze PC.

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#4532 Post by Slasher » Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:57 am

Tits are the universal language. No one actually needs to listen to what she says or require a translation.

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#4534 Post by ricardian » Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:50 am

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#4536 Post by tango15 » Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:57 am

Thanks Slasher. You've just reminded me why I used to love Latin America so much!

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#4537 Post by ribrash » Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:54 pm

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#4538 Post by ricardian » Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:24 pm

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#4539 Post by ribrash » Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:11 pm

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