Friday Jokes
- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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Re: Friday Jokes
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
When I listen to Led Zep,
The whole town does too
Violets are Blue,
When I listen to Led Zep,
The whole town does too
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Chief Pilot
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Chief Pilot
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
Re: Friday Jokes
Sign in a hotel in Dublin. Apparently it's 'racist'. I'm planning to go there to show my support!
Re: Friday Jokes
I believe I have found an image of Slasher's Great, Great...Great Grandfather in the V&A.
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Nope. Not him. As I said his manhood is poking out the window. Besides, a Slasher would never grope any boob as tiny as that. Taint in our genes.
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How about the chap top left? What's in his mouth?
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I assume you mean chap? Maybe turn off productive text (aka predictive text) or you will be like the Chump...
More importantly, why has Slasher got a flag tied half way up his willy?
More importantly, why has Slasher got a flag tied half way up his willy?
- Woody
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If you’ve got it, flaunt itMore importantly, why has Slasher got a flag tied half way up his willy?
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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Boac, it's not a flag, it's a superglue deflector.
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Protecting against that well-known 'sticky end'?