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Re: Friday Jokes

#3341 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sun Sep 08, 2019 11:48 pm

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
When I listen to Led Zep,
The whole town does too

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3342 Post by Slasher » Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:57 am

Shag, and the world shags with you.
Wank, and you wank alone.

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#3343 Post by ricardian » Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:03 pm

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#3344 Post by ricardian » Mon Sep 09, 2019 2:45 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3345 Post by ricardian » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:50 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3346 Post by jimtherev » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:56 pm

Slasher wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:57 am
Shag, and the world shags with you.
Wank, and you wank alone.
Interestingly, someone on TOP was complaining earlier today that the world is not so bright in the absence of S*****r. :-h

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#3347 Post by Capetonian » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:35 pm

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Sign in a hotel in Dublin. Apparently it's 'racist'. I'm planning to go there to show my support!

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3348 Post by Hydromet » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:38 pm

I believe I have found an image of Slasher's Great, Great...Great Grandfather in the V&A.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3349 Post by Slasher » Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:41 am

Hydromet wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:38 pm
Hydro you can't see my ancestor in the image - only his limp old fella lying on top of that lady's head in the window.

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#3350 Post by Slasher » Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:49 am

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3351 Post by Hydromet » Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:55 am

Slasher wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:41 am
Hydromet wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:38 pm
Hydro you can't see my ancestor in the image - only his limp old fella lying on top of that lady's head in the window.
Have a look at the bloke groping the lady in blue.

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#3352 Post by Slasher » Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:57 am

Nope. Not him. As I said his manhood is poking out the window. Besides, a Slasher would never grope any boob as tiny as that. Taint in our genes.

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3353 Post by Pontius Navigator » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:38 am

How about the chap top left? What's in his mouth?

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3354 Post by Boac » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:58 am

I assume you mean chap? Maybe turn off productive text (aka predictive text) or you will be like the Chump... :))

More importantly, why has Slasher got a flag tied half way up his willy?

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3355 Post by Woody » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:03 am

More importantly, why has Slasher got a flag tied half way up his willy?
If you’ve got it, flaunt it :))
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Re: Friday Jokes

#3356 Post by Undried Plum » Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:17 pm

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#3357 Post by Slasher » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:38 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3358 Post by Magnus » Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:06 am

Boac, it's not a flag, it's a superglue deflector.

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3359 Post by Boac » Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:24 am

Protecting against that well-known 'sticky end'?

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#3360 Post by Slasher » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:39 am

Magnus wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:06 am
Boac, it's not a flag, it's a superglue deflector.
Magnus - stop fadoodling with my past! Twas painful upon betwixt I was thus bound! :((

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