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Re: Friday Jokes

#2181 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:02 pm

For lovers of music everywhere
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#2182 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:24 pm

Misunderstood (not mansplaining)
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#2183 Post by ricardian » Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:54 am

Different!
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#2184 Post by Pontius Navigator » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:51 am

ricardian, which brings to mind the most deadly Corps in the British Army 😀
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#2185 Post by Magnus » Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:23 pm

Catering Corps?
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#2186 Post by ricardian » Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:54 pm

Magnus wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:23 pm
Catering Corps?
Yes. I had the opportunity to compare RAF and army catering standards when I was single and had a two year detachment from 38 Group (Base Support Operations) to 24 (Air Portable) Brigade. The RAF won! Even the Royal Danish Air Force catering team in a mobile field bakery just outside RDAF Skrydstrup were better.
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#2187 Post by Pontius Navigator » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:23 pm

Magnus wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:23 pm
Catering Corps?
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Re: Friday Jokes

#2188 Post by ricardian » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:29 pm

We all know somebody like Joe!
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#2189 Post by Slasher » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:03 pm

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#2190 Post by Slasher » Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:49 pm

Sounds yummy!

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#2191 Post by Woody » Wed Jan 16, 2019 2:40 pm

When all else fails, read the instructions.
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#2192 Post by G-CPTN » Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:14 pm

Not to be sniffed at.
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#2193 Post by ricardian » Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:57 pm

Urgent help required please.Does anyone know where I can get hold of a load of cardboard boxes at really short notice? A lady I know has to move house and doesn’t have much time to prepare. If anyone can help, could you please drop any spare boxes round at Theresa’s house? 10 Downing Street, London, SW1 2AA
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#2194 Post by ricardian » Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:02 pm

G-CPTN wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:14 pm
 Not to be sniffed at.
Very embarassing, not only was the dog already retired having worked for several years but his handler underwent a fitness test during which he injured his knee rendering him unfit for several weeks during which time the dog lost interest
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Re: Friday Jokes

#2195 Post by ricardian » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:57 am

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#2196 Post by Sisemen » Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:01 am

No *****!
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#2197 Post by Slasher » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:58 am

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#2198 Post by ricardian » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:14 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#2199 Post by Pontius Navigator » Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:36 pm

It's time to face the music at the Muppet Show tonight
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#2200 Post by Slasher » Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:40 pm

"You can take five Mona."

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